States but as Buzzfeed unsolved quotes

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Florida: I've connected the two dots
Gov: You didn't connect shit
Florida: I've connected them

Gov: Oh my god, I'm panicking. I'm panicking

Florida: Hey look, steal from the rich, do it

New York: Do not eat the elderly
California: Just the rich

California: Let me state for the record: I don't believe in ghosts
California: I also don't want to buy a house that people have been murdered in
Florida: Why not? 
California: 'Cause it's a fucking bummer

Florida: Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way-
Louisiana: No. I want my gold.

Louisiana: [terrified] 
California, laying on a pentagram: ROCK AND ROLL BUCKAROO

Florida: Hey there, demons.
Florida: It's me, ya boi.

Florida: What do you think of the theory that you're secretly a demon? 
California: I love it. It may be true. 

California: If you wanna eat my heart, turn that light on.
[light doesn't turn on]
Florida: I think this demon's a wimp

Louisiana: I'm gonna imagine that place is the closest thing to hell (gasp) ha!
Florida: not really

Florida: I love this right off the bat
California: What do you love about it? 
Florida: Well, I love... I'll tell you what
California: (wheeze)
Florida: I love it when serial killers... have a fun little thing.