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by Bitchyass_tacos

by Bitchyass_tacos

New York: You'd be the best person to get abducted.
California: Oh, absolutely. The aliens would get tired of me. They'd kick me off.
New York: You'd be like, "Oh, good costumes!"

New York: Any extra time with you is a punishment.
California: I mean, you're having fun.
New York: Yeah, you're right.

California: If I went missing for a week, would you be concerned?
New York: Yes.
California: Wait, really? I thought that you wouldn't care.
New York, agressively: You're my friend!
California: I don't like how you said that.
New York, more agressively: You're my friend!!
California: Why are you yelling that at me?!
New York, screaming: YOU'RE MY FRIEND!

California: If you slit my throat tonight, I'm gonna have a hard time forgiving you for that.
Florida: Will you haunt me for the rest of my life?
California: No, cause I'll be dead. Ghosts aren't real.

Florida: Jesus said "Chill"

Louisiana: This investigation is dangerous, even for us.
Florida: No worries, danger is my middle name.
Louisiana: Your middle name is August, Florida.

Florida: It's moments like these that I'll never forget.
Gov: Hopefully with a good therapist, I will.

[in the woods]
Louisiana: We're here for the cult stuff
Florida: We saw the ad on craigslist.

New York: Don't jump to conclusions.
California: I'm jumping, I've jumped, I've landed.

Florida: Don't worry, everyone's got something they're afraid of.
California: Even you?
Florida: No.