Shintaro: Isn't there something else you can torture?
Thorn: Probably, but I choose you
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Kai: Is this where I'm supposed to feel sorry for you?
Thorn: I mean, I don't really want you to, but just so you know, a well-adjusted person probably would
Kai: I'm dead inside
Thorn: You make that pretty obvious
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Shintaro: Honestly, I don't even play an active roll in my life anymore. Stuff just happens and I'm like 'oh so we're doing this now okay'
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Chase: Are leaves called leaves because they leave the tree?
Amy: Do they even want to leave though? What if the tree MAKES them leave?
Kai: I am begging you two to talk about literally anything else
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Falte, trying not to laugh because this isn't funny: Explain to Shintaro how you two got in an accident?
Shintaro, sitting with his arms crossed: *not impressed, very ticked*
Kai and Abby: ...
Abby: Well... We were driving, and there was a deer in the road... Kai didn't notice it, so I yelled "Kai, deer!"
Falte, trying so hard not to smile: And?
Abby, to Kai: Go on, tell them what you said.
Kai, shamefully and quietly: ... "Yes honey?"
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Amy: This plans sounds really stupid
Chase: So are you in?
Amy: I thought that was an obvious yes??
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Kai: I agree with Chase
Everyone else: ????
Chase, shocked: Shut up Kai you agreeing with my makes me question if I'm even right
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Chase, holding up his fists: FIGHT ME, YOU WET NOODLE!!!
Thorn, standing in front of him with Dark blades: Really, can't you at least try to sound slightly sophisticated?
Chase: Oh, my bad
Chase, screaming: Dost thou wish to engage in a duel, MY GOOD SIR!?!?!
Thorn, cringing: Somehow that was worse
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Thorn, grinning: Linda, you're so short. What can you see down there?
Linda, not even missing a beat: Your IQ.
Thorn, enraged: You take that back, you little-
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Kai: My body will just be trying to do its best but one small thing happens and my brain initiates self-destruct
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Moon: How do you guys cope with mortality?
Kai: Violet outbursts
Chase: Slight annoyance
Thorn: Thanks to Dark Magic, I am immortal!
(I found this and it is so perfect, because it's true! Thorn is a Shadow, so he can't really die lol)
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Kai, on the phone with Shintaro: Hey, can you please hurry up? Chase literally just challenged a random guy to a duel, and I kid you not, someone freaking handed him a sword
Shintaro, slamming the accelerator to the floor: WHAT THE CRAP-
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Chase, leaping onto the counter: GUYS THERE'S A RAT IN THE KITCHEN HELP ME
Kai, looking around frantically: ACK I'M IN HERE TOO WHERE IS IT?!??!?!
Kai, stopping and turning a cold glare to Chase: Hold on, WHAT THE HECK DID YOU SAY?
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Chase: my mind is like an internet browser 17 tabs are open 4 are frozen
Chase: and i have no clue where the music is coming from
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Shintaro, finding Chase in the kitchen: Chase, stop eating at 2AM!
Chase, peering over his shoulder with the fridge open: IF YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT AT NIGHT, WHY ARE THERE LIGHTS IN THE FRIDGE?!?!
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Amy: Maybe dogs lick us so much because they know there's bones under our skin
Kai: *now even more terrified of dogs*
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Random guy: I'm here to see Kai. I'm a friend of his.
Shintaro, grabbing the guy by the throat and slamming him against the wall: That's impossible. Kai has no friends.
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Falte: He's 5'10", how did you lose him!?!??!
Gabriel: What's happening?
Falte: Chase and Amy lost Kai!!
Amy: In our defense, it was really dark and he's so quiet that we don't even know if he's breathing half the time.
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Kai: What are you doing?
Abby, standing on a chair: I live here too, you know. I can stand wherever I want, thank you very much!
Kai, smiling slightly: Where's the spider?
Abby: It's under the table, please get it for me
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COMIC STRIP COMING SOON!!!
