I can't believe it (Bert x stripper Ernie)

ch 1 are you kidding me

(Bert's p.o.v) I woke up next to my best friend Ernie. We both work on a kids tv show together. Ernie doesn't know but I have feelings for him. "Ernie wake up" I say shaking him. "Ugh fine" Ernie says sitting up. I get out of bed and go to my closet. I grab my favorite stripped shirt and green pants. Once I finish getting changed I go downstairs to get a coffee and brush my teeth. Then me and Ernie head to work. (Time skip after work). I open the door take off my shoes and fall onto my bed. "Ugh today was so boring I'm tired" I groan. "Yeah. Anyways I gotta get ready" Ernie says. Yeah I forgot to mention Ernie is a night time stripper. I haven't seen him strip but I want to. "Alright see you tomorrow" I say my voice muffled by the pillow. Once Ernie leaves I get changed and lay in bed. I really wanna tell Ernie how I feel. How will he react. I mean he is gay. Ugh maybe I'm overthinking too much. Does he like me back? Do I even have a chance? These are all things I think before I go to bed. But one though really sticks out should I go see Ernie strip? I look up at the ceiling until I fall asleep. (Ernie's p.o.v) I leave Bert at our apartment. I walk down the street to my job. Being on tv doesn't give as much money as you would think so I'm a stripper. I strip from 6pm to 1am pretty long shift. Bert knows about my job. He's pretty supportive about it. So I walk into my job and go to the back. I get changed into a red bra with red panties and black fishnets. I get out and start dancing I get $120 in total. I call a taxi get into it drive home and open the door. I walk upstairs to hear a sound. Was Bert thinking out loud again? Bert said one thing. "Should I go and see him strip?" Those words made me blush. Did Bert wanna watch me strip? Why does he like me? Wait I have an idea I should say I'm going out to strip then give Bert his own personal dance and see how he reacts. These thoughts make me exited I've always liked Bert. Bert is very handsome and I bet he has a big dic-. What am I thinking alright I should get to bed a change and get into bed and look at the window. I hope Bert likes me too. I wanna tease him so bad. I wanna see if Bert likes me I need to know if he likes me. I think all these thoughts before I fall into a deep slumber only to be awoken by Bert in the morning.

( Hey no one reading this I just wanna say I'm sorry mom and if you know me from school ahaha no you don't stfu 🙄😒)