Fantasies- Robert Irwin

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As some intrudes my sleep I groan and turned over annoyed

Robert- I'm taking that to offence

as I heard that voice my head shot straight up

Y/N- no don'ttttttttttttttttttt

he jumped on me screaming

Robert- HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BIRRRRRRRTHHHHHHHDAAAYYYYYYYY BITCH ITS 1PM IN THE ARVO

Y/N- get off u whore

he looked at me sad

Y/N- sorry sorry sorry

i gave him a long hug

we both get up and go downstairs to be greeted by my mother with a box in her hand

Y/N- morning birth giver

Mum- morning darling HAPPY BIRTHDDDDDDDDDDAYYYYYYYY

she says handing me a box

I open the box without any hesitation and see a house key

Y/N- surely your joking

Mum- surely not

I started crying and hugging my mum thanking her 

than Robert handed me a box with bond touch watched i looked in straight in the eyes hugging him

Y/N- thank you guys I love you guys well lets go to my houssssssseeeeeeeee

we all got into the car putting in the directions

Robert- I am pretty sure u have moved in next to mee I uhhhh

Y/N- skrtttttt

as we arrived to the house Robert ran to the house next door assuming to be his house

Y/N- okayy than be like that

**a month later**

as i walk into the my brand new designed house all the furniture and supplies (no u did not move u still live next to da Irwin's)

(this house is the house to your desires)

Robert comes bursting through the door

Robert- sorry to burst the moment. but we need Y/N for this trip for the wildlife fires, it has gotten bad we need to fly over.

i look over at my mum giving her a reassuring look, she nods her head in agreement.

Robert- I do not understand girl talk.

Y/N- ayo come back here u bitch.

Robert- excuse me

Y/N- you heard me.

Robert- what do u want

Y/N- how long do I have to Pack for

Robert- A month

my eyes widen in shock

Y/N- holy shit-

Robert- LANGUAGE

Y/N- Jesus okay captain America.

he rolled his eyes while i run up the stairs and observe my home since all my things r brand new, that's at that moment I realised I live alone. I dial up Bindi and wait for her to pick up

Bindi- Y/NNNNNNNNNN

Y/N- oh heyyyy Bindi after this trip your moving in with me, you literally live next door so u can't deny

Bindi- bro ask Robert I re designed my room I'm not re doing it for your house

Y/N- fine than Robert can get the Master room u we're gonna get

Bindi- the jealousy has sunk in.....

Y/N- as it should joking i have the master.

you hang up and pack, after 3-4 hours, you decide to get some groceries since its PAY day

after u got home u packed everything and made mac and chesse. you walk out of the door walked over to the Irwin's house and knock on the door

Robert- AYEEE Y/NNNNNNNN

Y/N- AYEEEE Robert.

I walk in and greet myself to the amazing mother of Bindi and Robert.

Terri- Y/NNNNN

Y/N- Motheeeerrrrrr

Terri- Y/NNNNNNNNNNNNNN

her smiled turned into a blush

Y/N- I need to talk to you

Terri- go ahead hit me with it.

Y/N- i wanted to ask since i live next door and i am very very lonely am i aloud to surprise your son to move in the me the goddess

Terri- I guess soooooo only because you are next door

Y/N- YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Robert comes walking in thinking someone died

Robert- we all good in here

Y/N- perfectly fine, anyways Terri watcha doing

Terri-- making lunch for the road tomorrow

Y/N- yes yes yes I got my own food and a bunch of snacks for this sir over here cause he never stops eating, especially my fooooood

Robert- hehehehe

he hisses while taking your mac and cheese off the counter and running up stairs to his room

Y/N- I'm not gonna bother

Terri starts bursting out in laughter

 as if I do as well

Y/N- Robert I'M going on the trampoline coming or not.

Robert has never came out of his room that fast.

Robert- LESHHHHHHHHHHH GOOOOOOOO

Robert and I ran down stair into the back yard. out of the corner of my eye I see a brown snake

Y/N- Robert back inside

Robert- why?

Y/N- brown snake

we both go back inside waiting for the snake to pass

Robert- dang i should really get an inside trampoline

Terri- no.

Robert- yes mother

I sat my good byes before going back to my house to go to sleeeeppp

(A/N- I'm kind of liking how this book is turning out i usually delete my books but- Also sorry for not updating for like a week I think. Its 1AM atm please i need sleep night lovelys probably gonna write more)