𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐞 | ₕ․ₚ

VIDEO CALL

Sirius- "ok erm. ATHENA HELP ME SET THIS UP."

James- "Sirius you dumb shit just put it on an angle so we can see you."

Sirius- "AHHHHH."

Athena- *sighs* "dad that's james"

Sirius- "dont go all sassy on me."

Athena- "shut up old man let me do it. Dad let go. Your going to break the phone."

Sirius- "I wont break the phone."

Athena- "just give me it."

Sirius- "Whatever."

Athena- "there."

Sirius- "OH MY GOD I CAN SEE YOU ALL."

Athena- "AHHHHHHHH."

Athena- "dont scream in my ear."

James- "stop arguing."

Lily- "you both look very tan. Where are you now?"

Sirius- "in a boat in Italy."

Harry- "I'm still jealous I wasn't invited" he huffed.

James- "the only reason you wanted to go is so you can stare at athena in a bikini. You ain't slick."

Harry- "ok and?"

Remus- "anyway. How are you both?"

Athena- "dad bur-"

Sirius- "dont. You. Dare."

Athena- "dad burned his back really bad then decide to go and fall into the sea so his back really stings."

Lily- "ouch, did you help him?" *james and harry laughing in the background*

Sirius- "of course she didn't. The little shit pushed me in." *glares at her*

Athena- "dont worry I have the video."

James- "please do send."

Remus- "where else have you been?"

Athena- "Greece, France, Spain, Tenerife and Hawaii."

Lily- "ugh. I'm jealous."

Athena- "I'll let you go with marlene, alice and molly whenever you want."

James- "what about me huh?"

Athena- "no."

James- "rude."

Lily- "James you would probably set the place on fire."

James- "true. Anyway when are you coming back?"

Sirius- "tomorrow"

Remus- "what time?"

Sirius- "nine in the morning."

Athena- "absa-fuckin-loutly NOT."

Sirius- "tough." *she glares*

James- "we will have the place ready for 12."

Athena- "thanks james."

James- "no problem stinky."

Sirius- "molly told me that we should go home first and get dressed and ready then go to the burrow."

Lily- "yea, we got told the same thing."

Harry- "athena how the hell do you feed that devil child."

Athena- "pankyflank is not a devil child you are just stupid."

Harry- "it scratched me for giving it the wrong food."

Athena- "you scratched me at school for the same thing."

Harry- "I'm a human."

Athena- "PRECISELY."

Sirius- "the sexual tension is killing me."

Athena- "this is how we feel with you and remus."

Remus- "I-"

Sirius- "you sneaky bitch."

Athena- "I just realized I have to walk my fish. See you later."

Lily- "oh god."

Sirius- *hangs up*

James- "what the fuck just happened."