Stories abt me that'll make u wheeze

Shower

Lol so yesterday my momma bought me a new shower curtain and it's white and it lets the bathroom light in, so I can see in the shower. I used to be blind in the shower cause my curtain was like totally dark and I couldn't see a damn thing. So now I can see. But I used to not be able to with that dark curtain & shit. So I used to be like "where mah shampoo." And I finally realized yesterday in the shower that I was using body wash to wash my HAIR and shampoo to wash the rest of myself. And I was like 👁👄👁. "So that's why my hair looked shiny and curly and felt like the inside of a slick, greasy McDonald's chicken nuggie!" 

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I'M SO SORRY I JUST RUINED CHICKEN NUGGETS FOR EVERYONE-

HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE

SUCK IT UP

JK I LOVE YOU

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I'M A VEGETARIAN AND I JUST STOPPED YOU EATING CHICKEN NUGGETS.

Bye babes.

-Flynn <333333