finally the nibba nibbi roast..

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Imagine the nibba nibba in this position

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Imagine the nibba nibba in this position...

Nibba - to nibbi -  tumhare hoth(lips) aaj bahot sundar lag rhe hai..kya main unhe aur kareeb aakar dekh sakta hun

Nibbi - shyy

Nibba- aur paas aun babu

Nibbi- babu!

Nibba-shhh.. tere jism main sirf haq hai ik mera.. tere in laal laal lipppistikk wale hothon (lips) pe sirf mera haq hai..

Priya- haa bs*dk  ghoosja uske mooh main... aur biri pee uske muh main ( type of ciggarete)

Nibba- aap kon..

Nibbi - babu mujhe darr lag rh hai kahai  yeh mujhe kidnapp krke bech di toh..

Priya - haa haa ek dmm tum ho hi itni sundar... khoobsurat
Priya pulls that nibbi from her waist.. and close to her .and starts
Saying this. .

Priya - tu itni khoobsurat hai main kya kru  . Tu hi itni khoobsurat ha main kya karun ..
Kamariyaaa lachkaoo..chikni chameli meri....
Thumkaa lagao tani..

Nibbi - i know main bahot khoobsurat hun.. par main sirf apne babu ki hun..
Koi aisi  waisi ladki nhi hun...

Nibba- haa babu hum hamesha saath rahengee koi humme juda nhi kar sakta...

The nibba nibbi were about to kiss ..

But at the same time..

Priya deapart them.and said..

Bhoot peechas nikat nhu aawe..
Raam doot aatulit .jaaage....
Bhoot peechas nikat nhi aawe..

By blowing a candle..

Nibba-tumhe kya dikkat hai humse..
Batao na

Nibbi- haaa chali jao..is janam main  main sirf apne  babu ki hun...

Haina babu..

Priya - bas enough..!
Asli roasting strt..

Abee many poko  pants ( brand of diaper) kahin ke ..
Saalo abhi taatti saaf krne ki umar main yeh kar rhe ho...

Batao toh konsi class main ho tum nibbi..

Nibbi-i am in std 6
Priya -waah aur tu nibbe konse class main hai  tu

Nibba- pata hai main naa 10th main hu ..

Priya - aur main allauh din khilji hun

Nibba- aaluh din khilji ..
Tumne gaali kaise di..

Priya - hit him on his head and said

Saalon history padhne ke umar main..desh ka vikas karne ke umar main..ek dusre ke hotohn (lips) pe nibandh(essay)  likh rhe ho😂😂..

Salon matlab..chamanprash jaise muh...
Aur even bachapan main polio ka teeka laga diye hote..

Nihaayti kooposhit lag rhe ho..

Dono aisa lag rh hai abhi..brush karke kisi ne thuk diya hai colagete.toothpaste...

Nibba-main isse bahot pyaar karta hun ..she is my true love  crsh from school....

Priya-what she is..
Prounce that word again

Nibba-crsh

Priya- bunty...she again hit her on his head..
Crush ki spelling nhi aati bunty ko aur challa bubbly pataneee..

Jakar pehle nursery ke bacchon se tution lo...

Saalon agar agali baar yeh chumma chaati karte huye paaye gaye.. naa toh sach bata rhhi hun
Bajrang dal   se pitwaungi...

(Bajrang dal is a gang is india who beat people who stay in live in relationship and even nibba nibbi)

Priya- bhaag yaha se bunty..

Nibbi-please aap mere babu ko aisa mat bolo..aap mere se pyaar krti ho..par main gay nhi hun so main sirf apni babu ki hunn

Priya - oyee tubelight. Tu hogi gay aur tera babu hoga gayy..
..
Jaakr apna diaper change kro..pehle..
Mere muh main naa bahot zyda thuk (saliva) ar hai hai..
Agar 5 min main apne nibbe ko godi main lekar nhi bhaagi toh 
Bata rhi hun.
Thukk(saliva) ka niagra fall strt hoga ..

Nibba- woh.
.
Priya -tu chup
kr  bunty main bubbly se baat kr rhi hun..tujhe nhi

Nibbi- please mere babu ko

She was about to say but priya

Priya opens her chappal..
Tu aise nhi maanegi..bubly ..rukk

Nibba- babu bhago
Nibbi -haa bhago babu..

Priya -runs behind them

But they fed like wind

Priya  then notices .the crowd around...

Priya-aur  pyaar maa baap..

Aap sb..suno

14 saal ke umar ke baad agar apke bacchon main babu shona wale lakshan aaye toh kripya inhe bhayas(buffalo) ke khoote(rope) se baandh kr rkhna..

Aap surakshit rahenge tabhi surakshit rahega bharat...

Bharat sarkaar dwara janhit main jaari..

Saying this she point on a direction

Priya - are woh dekho. Gulabi crow..

Crowd- sees the direction..

Priya - fed from there making them fool

End....

Tell me how was the roast

Sorry it was in hindi  cause i was more comforatble in that..

Byeee..

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