Lily: How do you politely tell someone you want to hit their face with a brick?
Remus: One wishes to aqwaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly.
Sirius and James: That is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard
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Harry Potter ships spoofs
FanfictionMaybe more ships also fair warning this is just the same as a Drary spoof thing
