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kidnapper: *holding sirius hostage* give us £10,000 and we'll free him.

sirius: you think i'm only worth £10,000?

kidnapper: what?

sirius: give me that. *takes the megaphone*
make it one billion and we'll think about it.

james: SIRIUS, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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