Fame or Shame

Contestants and top acts

MIMES 0N FIRE

In other cultures, when people are upset and want to protest, they douse themselves in gasoline and run around screaming as their skin melts off. The performance art trio of Mimes on Fire dedicate their act to some kind of nonsense about human rights abuses or whatever

- all we care about is that a man in an invisible box lighting his crotch on fire is a TV sensation.

SHE MALE BOP

The pride of the LBGT, which we think stands for Lady Boy's Gigantic Tits, this act has sashayed into America's living room, sat on Daddy's lap and asked for a spanking. Originally a subway act in Liberty City, they sent a video into Fame or Shame and we couldn't resist.

Plus one of the casting directors is Bi!

THE MOST RACIST MAN IN AMERICA

Made famous by an Internet video of Billy Lancer driving a pickup truck and shouting racial epithets out the window at no less than 9 different ethnic groups in 3 minutes. He's not

afraid to say what needs to be said.

SHEILA THE SPEED IEXTER

It's amazing what kids on and off antipsychotic medications can do, A whole new generation of drug addled school kids are obsessively cranking out messages to one another in a quest for acceptance as they wallow into despair. Sheila Miller can text 5 messages in 10 seconds. Her ex- boyfriends can testify to the excitement and expense of dating a girl who has to be in touch twice a minute!

THE DART

Nathanial Ryan loves being shot out ot a cannon and sticking into things. His performances on Fame or Shame which have involved flying into a wall of gelatin, an elephant‘s ass, and a

sewage treatment plant have never tailed to delight and amaze.

WILLIAM ANGIO

We all missed the power ballad and were ashamed when singing them mile driving or in the shower. No longer. The days of a man singing his lungs raw about guns,  guitars, sluts and heartbreak are back. Already bringing in endorsements for hair care products like Sissy Spritz, William belts them out like nobody's business.

3 MASTURBATING MONKEYS

The Bohan Zoo foolishly kept these little guys from public view when they inadvertently saw a zookeeper watching porno on his tablet computer outside their cage. Now they can't stop whacking it all the way into our hearts.

INTAMAC

Love is a terrifying thing and Chris Luther Lee takes it to new heights in a show that is part magic, part assault. Not only does he saw a woman in hair, he kidnaps her beforehand and

lightly kisses her neck when she gulps in fear.

HEATING A DEAB HORSE

Furious grandma Ingrid Ledbetter recites the Second Amendment over and over while flogging a recently deceased racehorse. Originally the judges were skeptical but the flyover

states love her.

DRIBBLE

The slow dumb Southemers may not be able to perform a math equation and always seem

to have their mouths open drooling a lot,  but they sure play a mean game of basketball.