it's a twitter/social media fic in the mcu
feat: gay, cryptid intern, and photographer!peter
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updates once or twice a week
Title from The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals
anybody seen spidey recently? I got a notification that he hasn't taken his binder off in over 8 hours and he's turned off his tracker
>SPIDEY WATCH @spideytrackerinator
he was last seen sitting on a building across the street from Delmar's!
>>sony tark @IAmIronMan
thanks
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father hath grounded me @imontheceiling
I got grounded :/
>becky barnes @notbucky
vgjaghkadj is tony stark your dad
>>father hath grounded me @imontheceiling
ye
>>>tony's babysitter @PepperPottsCEO
no he's not, stop trying to create a PR nightmare, spidey
>>>>father hath grounded me @imontheceiling
mean >:(
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nyc photos @nycphotographer
Hoppsan! Denna bild följer inte våra riktliner för innehåll. Försök att ta bort den eller ladda upp en annan bild för att fortsätta.
>windex @squeaksquak
oh hey is this the real deal?
>>flynn @eugenefitzherbert
yeah if you go on their instagram it links to this account
>>>spidey in HMB?? @youofsomesong
yo that's cool maybe we'll find out who they are
>>>>windex @squeaksquak
that would be rad
>>>>>nuddiu @hackerzunite
it would be rad!!
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thAMKS @imontheceiling ✔️
THANK YALL IM VERIFIED NOW GJKGHLAHJADFL
>twitter @twitter
of course, spidey!
>>thAMKS @imontheceiling ✔️
HI TWITTER THANK YOU FOR REPLYING AAAAA
>>>relatable gremlin @ShortestDeity
love how spidey is fanboying over twitter replying as if he isn't famous too
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scooby squad @SInterns
wE JUST FOR REAL MET MYSTERY INTERN -AG
>scooby squad @SInterns
MR STARK JUST DRAGGED HIM INTO OUR LAB AND SAID "INTERNS, YOU'RE BABYSITTING FOR THE NEXT HOUR" AND STARTED WALKING OUT THE DOOR AND WE ASKED "WAIT WHATS THIS KIDS NAME" HE LOOKS HIM RIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAYS "YOU CAN CALL HIM ROO" -AG
>>scooby squad @SInterns
AND ROO MAKES A HORRIFIED FACE AND STARK LAUGHS AS HE LEAVES AND THEN ROO TRIES TO LEAVE BUT FRIDAY LOCKS THE DOORS GHJDSGHJAL -AG
>>>nuddiu @hackerzunite
what did you guys do for the next hour???
>>>>scooby squad @SInterns
well first he just stood with his head against the door for like 10 minutes and then he went and did like homework or something and then FRIDAY let him leave lmao
>>>>>nuddiu @hackerzunite
wow
>>>>>>umjuy @murderchild
"wow" -ned 2021
>>>>>>>putuy @pbp
s i g h
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lil orphan annies @gotagun
@imontheceiling hey my apartment building is on fire and my cat is inside help
>paw patrol @imontheceiling
IM COMIN
>>SPIDEY WATCH @spideytrackerinator
Spider-Man was just seen swinging quickly across Queens!
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tired @IAmIronMan
@imontheceiling yOU'RE GROUNDED STOP SNEAKING OUT
>paw patrol @imontheceiling
bUT THE CAT
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ninjago @lloydshoulddyehishair
all of the avengers are fruity I love this
>gayyy @Antebelium
ha gayyy
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ACE NAT ACE NAT @Queen_OfStardust
does anyone know any free movie websites,,, yknow,,, like illegal?
>tory stork is mean @imontheceiling
myflixer is my favorite one!! just don't click on the ads or fake warnings haha
>>ACE NAT ACE NAT @Queen_OfStardust
thanks?????
>>>ignore the spider-baby @IAmIronMan
why do you use illegal and possibly dangerous websites instead of using my extensive movie library? I literally own every movie, kid
