OKAY PEOPLE LIV CAN DEF BACK ME UP ON THIS, BUT MY FAMILY TAKES THE CAKE FOR FUNNIEST AND MOST CHAOTIC FAMILY.
So I have two siblings and two annoyingly in love highschool sweetheart parents.
So basically, there's my sarcastic dad, my very sweet but nosy mother, my iconic brother (Hes 9) and my best friend/enemy sister (she's 12)
SO BASICALLY ALL OF US HAVE A FUCKED UP HUMOR AND UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF SNARKY COMMENTS (we are the Hispanic Floridian kardashians bye-)
Notable quotes and conversations:
My dad and I plot murder together and mother sits back concerned
Me: dad kill them w an icicle
Dad: oh?
Me: melts away fingerprints, evidence, blood, and the murder weapon. Plus who would guess an icicle murder in Florida
Dad: I'm more proud of u now then I ever have been, I'm ready to initiate you to the mafia.
MOM: WHAT
Me: thanks Don Bostock
...yeah now I call my dad Don Dad Bostock
My sister and I watch outer banks together:
Jj: buys a hot tub and is drink and sad
My sister: screaming choking crying noises asf
Me: lmao seen this before
My sister: WhY areNT yOu CRyiNg??
My brother once said "you know, I think you have more friends on ur phone because they haven't met you" *ouch bub*
Also we have a "secret handshake" that we literally copied from Dustin and Steve on stranger things
BUT YEAH THESE PEOPLE ARE A HOT
MESS BYEEE-
