Minecraft, The Human Glitch

Endergirl

I woke to find myself on top of a mountain. I got up and turned to my left to see a girl in all black, pale skin, beautiful brown silky hair, and purple eyes. She's holding a rose in her hands. She smiles at me, "Hello Steve!"

I can't help but smile at this girl. She looks way too kind and sweet. I examine her more and see her hat has eyes on it, square purple eyes. It obvious she is an enderman but I don't care, "Hello!"

She hands put the rose in my mouth and I feel myself blush. She giggles, "You look so cute Steve!"

I smile and a million thoughts pop in my head, she's the cute one, I think I like it here, she looks like she is pretty big c- I punch myself on the arm. I shouldn't objectify her! She is laughing and I look at her. She starts talking, "I can read your mind Steve."

I feel like I am gonna die. She gets up and bounces up and down. Her chest- STOP THINKING ABOUT IT YOU PERV! I look away. I feel like total crap, she's too perfect for me. She's way better than...

"Grr..." said a voice that makes me scared as hell. I believe its the voice of a zombie...