Potatoes and Zombies

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I turned around to see the enderman, or endergirl, holding a small girl with greenish brown hair and red eyes. She struggling to get out of endergirl's grip and I examine her clothes. She has a light blue ripped T-shirt and jeans on. She has no shoes and her hair is short but shines in the moonlight.

"What are you..." Endergirl starts but is interrupted by the girl who is probably a zombie, "I am getting my potatoes from Steve!"

I raise an eyebrow and look at endergirl. She sighs and puts zombie down. Zombie runs to me and pins me to the ground, "Gimme my potato!"

I sigh, "What potato?"

She growls, "The potato you took from me!"

I shake my head, "I don't have a potato!"

She gets up. She pulls me up and hugs me, "I'll squeeze it outta ya!"

Endergirl growls. I never knew I would have so many girls on me in my life! They all want to me to be there's its ridiculous!  Than zombie does a ridiculous thing, "I'm gonna suck it outta ya!" she kisses me on the lips and I hear endergirl running and she pulls zombie back and throws her off the mountain and zombie lands in the water. Endergirl pulls me close and kisses me deeply. I blush intensely. I just had my first and second kiss! Holy crap this is....this is....too good to be true! Than it hits me. It isn't true. I am stuck in a video game and this is all some sickos programming. But I don't care and hug endergirl as we kiss.

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