okay so like i was painting my house with my parents and siblings right
and after we were done we got to chill
so i was on the sofa
and there's this mirror thingy above it
and my dad took it off to paint behind it
so they put it back
but not correctly
so I'm laying on the sofa
watching youtube
this happened several hours ago so I'm okay don't worry lmao
anyway
i randomly hear a small creak
and next thing yknow
THE FUCKING MIRROR FALLS ON TOP OF ME
no fr i closed my laptop so fast and placed a hand on the glass i was so scared
it almost hit my head
and everywhere
I COULDVE DIED
as i said this happened several hours ago
BUT IM STILL NOT OVER IT
anyway
my parents hear it
my mom has a sprained ankle right
so shes on crutches
and my dad comes running into the room first
and im just there
holding up the mirror for dear life
SCARED ASF TOO😭😭😭
BECAUSE BRO IM TRAUMATIZED IM NEVER SITTING ON THE COUCH EVER AGAIN
okay and the first thing my dad says is
"is the mirror okay"
GODDAMN LMAO
WHY DONT YOU ASK IF IM OKAY 😭
and my mom came running as well
WITHOUT HER CRUTCHES
LIKE SHE FULL ON RAN
TO ASK THE SAME SHIT
BRO ARENT YOU IN PAIN TF
WHY NOT ASK ABOUT ME
my brother comes too
and asks the same shit
BROO IM LITERALLY HOLDING THE MIRROR WITH ONE FUCKING HAND WHY DONT YOU CARE BOUT ME 😭😭😭
living room reveal btw
NAH FR IMAGINE THIS SHIT FALLING ONTOP OF YOU
YOUD BE TRAUMATIZED RIGHT??
THAT SHIT COULDVE BROKE ON ME IF I WAS ONE SECOND TOO LATE
WOULDVE BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL
MAYBE DEAD
WHO KNOWS
YET THEY DIDNT CARE LMAO
yall everything i say is a joke
this is too funny not to joke bout it
okay at dinner
they gave us money for helping them
i got like 15 dollars
and i told them.
" mom . dad . im using this money . to sue you guys for the poor craftsman shift of placement of the mirror
IT WAS FUNNY
i am so gonna guilt trip my mom over this