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okay so like i was painting my house with my parents and siblings right

and after we were done we got to chill 

so i was on the sofa 

and there's this mirror thingy above it

and my dad took it off to paint behind it 

so they put it back

but not correctly 

so I'm laying on the sofa

watching youtube 

this happened several hours ago so I'm okay don't worry lmao

anyway

i randomly hear a small creak

and next thing yknow 

THE FUCKING MIRROR FALLS ON TOP OF ME

no fr i closed my laptop so fast and placed a hand on the glass i was so scared

it almost hit my head 

and everywhere

I COULDVE DIED 

as i said this happened several hours ago

BUT IM STILL NOT OVER  IT 

anyway

my parents hear it 

my mom has a sprained ankle right

so shes on crutches 

and my dad comes running into the room first

and im just there

holding up the mirror for dear life

SCARED ASF TOO😭😭😭

BECAUSE BRO IM TRAUMATIZED IM NEVER SITTING ON THE COUCH EVER AGAIN

okay and the first thing my dad says is 

"is the mirror okay" 

GODDAMN LMAO 

WHY DONT YOU ASK IF IM OKAY 😭

and my mom came running as well

WITHOUT HER CRUTCHES 

LIKE SHE FULL ON RAN 

TO ASK THE SAME SHIT 

BRO ARENT YOU IN PAIN TF 

WHY NOT ASK ABOUT ME 

my brother comes too 

and asks the same shit

BROO IM LITERALLY HOLDING THE MIRROR WITH ONE FUCKING HAND WHY DONT YOU CARE BOUT ME 😭😭😭

living room reveal btw 

NAH FR IMAGINE THIS SHIT FALLING ONTOP OF YOU 

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NAH FR IMAGINE THIS SHIT FALLING ONTOP OF YOU 

YOUD BE TRAUMATIZED RIGHT?? 

THAT SHIT COULDVE BROKE ON ME IF I WAS ONE SECOND TOO LATE 

WOULDVE BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL 

MAYBE DEAD 

WHO KNOWS 

YET THEY DIDNT CARE LMAO 

yall everything i say is a joke 

this is too funny not to joke bout it

 okay at dinner 

they gave us money for helping them

i got like 15 dollars

and i told them. 

" mom . dad . im using this money . to sue you guys for the poor craftsman shift of placement of the mirror

IT WAS FUNNY 

i am so gonna guilt trip my mom over this


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