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tribunal

my classes are going back in person so i dedicated this to all the beautiful moments in my english class::

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g: relationships should be 50/50 men wear cat ears and i tell them how good they look

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c: don't trust people with tomioka profile pictures they wanna murder everybody
me: feeling kind of attacked rn

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me: ooh yes murdering my village and clan <3
s: wait isn't that the plot of naruto
c: nah they're just homicidal

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l: (my name) why is ur hair in ur eyes
y: emo i can see them listening to all time low on discord

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s: this is the equivalent of childhood rivals to enemies to lovers 700k slowburn hurt/comfort

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a: lol "does soup symbolize breakfast"

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s: disclaimer !!! smut

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me: damn michael come thru with the subliminals
s: group manifesting

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h: nah therapists are expensive, bridges are cheap

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j: where do lost souls go anyway?
l: tijuana

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k: yo let's date bro. bromance
s: glad to see a healthy relationship blooming

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b: let's be honest all men in a relationship has simped at least once

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c: tl;dr trapped in a mansion and a psychotic hard-hat wearing texan with a shotgun and also some random woman try to turn me into a cyborg
me: dude. you okay?

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me: hot topic when the former disney employees get hired
s: wariooooo wariooooo can't hold it back anymore

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j: someone pls throw me out a window
l: man ur stuck in purgatory there are no windows

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y: isn't that caleb hyles
me: punk moana

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me: attack on titan mindset like you can't have conflict if everyone is dead
j: THATS LITERALLY A HITLER MOVE
s: facism nani?

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s: fun died when we lost adventure time

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j: sally made a mistake
l: *dances to britney spears*

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e: blood blood gallons of the stuff
m: all to drink
s: for community
t: dripping down my face to every pore of my body
me: whoa okay

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me: kinda wanna go on a date with satan </3
s: omg i'll set y'all up
y: hey alexa play love talk by wayv the demo

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s: *sally break dancing with soup* hey my king is frogs breath bothering u
me: santa is grooming kids

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me: current aesthetic- coming back from the dead after copping me a sandy claws and sum monster

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c: advice for everyone: do not trust anybody who kins kokichi ouma or goro akechi
me: we're only halfway thru the semester and twice u have thrown my entire essence into the void

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z: i ate my cookie and an orange too #BalancedLife

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me: gentrified queso rip
f: salsa is just gonna be a dance by the time queso is done with it
y: that was very emotionally charged