What If One Direction ...?

What if One Direction Were the Opposite Gender for a Day?

Author's Note:

All credit for the idea of this story goes to sweat_potato_pie ! She pmed me the idea and I instantly feel in love with it. Great idea Cla! If you haven't followed her already, do yourself a favor and go do that! Check out her writings while you're at it too because she's amazing!

Btw this story is gonna be a bit different from my usual stories. You have been warned.
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"Zayn, I want you to paint me like one of your French girls," Harry says as he somewhat stands slouched against the wall.

"You're so drunk," Zayn says as he picks his friend up and helps him into the car. (Why do I always make them drunk? Idk. Doesn't matter.)

The boys were out for the evening getting their wisdom teeth removed. Zayn and Paul were responsible for them once they were under the affects of the anesthesia. Zayn had already gotten his wisdom teeth removed the month before so he was familiar with the situation.

"Thanks, Zayn. You know, I really appreciate your help. You're a good friend," Harry says as he pats the Bradford boy on the head.

"Anytime, Hazz," Zayn says with a smile. "C'mon, Ni, you next," he says as he helps the Irish boy into the car.

"Can we go get Nando's?" Niall asks groggily.

"I don't think they have Nando's here. We're in America."

"But there are! I looked it up one time!"

"Yeah, okay whatever floats your boat. Let's go," Zayn says, motioning for Niall to get in the car who clearly wasn't pleased with the final verdict.

"Loueh, over here," Zayn says as he watches Louis wander around the car mindlessly.

"Look, Zen, it's a pterodactyl," Louis says as he lazily points to a seagull that was watching them from across the parking lot.

"That's a seagull, Lou."

"No, I think I would recognize a pterodactyl when I see one. Wait... are we in Jurassic Park?!"

"Yeah, sure. And I'm a T-Rex that eats small people if they don't get into the car."

"Oh no, don't eat me!" Louis says as he does his best to run into the car but trips a numerous amount of times before getting in.

"Liam you're next. Liam?" Zayn turned around but didn't see the other 1/5 of the band. He walks around the other side of the car to see Liam sitting on the parking lot ground, curled up in a ball.

"What's up with you?"

"I- I- I didn't feed my turtle today..." Liam says with a terrified look spread across his face.

"It's alright, Li. If it's lost a foot before then I think it can go a few hours without food." Zayn says as he kneels down next to his friend for comfort.

"He lost a foot?!" Liam exclaims.

"Yeah, you told us one time. Remember?"

"No! I have to find it some mini crutches now!"

"Okay, we can do that later."

He wraps his arms around the younger boy and helps him into the car. Zayn gets in the back to help the other boys and Paul drives back to their hotel.

"I'm hungry!" Niall complains.

"Just swallow the gauze in your mouth. It tastes good," Louis suggests.