Some may ask how to describe Elyse Brondayle.
In short, the answer would include:
Ice Hockey
Badass
Annoying
Witty
Feminist
Stubborn as hell
Her whole life is flipped upside down when she an Australian, has the chance to play for Team USA at the...
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Look I'm not going to lie the game is starting off to a rocky start. Averman, Guy, and even Dean had already been barrelled over. I was still standing but I still wasn't having much luck stopping team Iceland from scoring.
They currently lead 1-0. The Iceland players began to torment Goldberg.
"Don't listen to them, they're all professional douches" I say
"Plus that guy'll kill you, "Guy added
"Well, at least hold me back like I'm gonna kill him."
This was going to be interesting.
"Come on, man! Let me at him! Let me go! Do you want some of this? Let me at him!"Goldberg yelled as we held him back.
I was trying to hold in my laugh.
"Line change!" Coach yelled.
I skated over to the box and sat down.
- 4-0
If we kept this up we could kiss the winning trophy goodbye.
Kenny was currently taking the puck down the ice.
He shoots...he scores
But wait the celebrating isn't over just yet.
Is Kenny...omg Kenny is taking off his gloves, and pulling the shirt of the other guy.
No ducking way Kenny bloody wu is boxing on with an Iceland player.
"That will be two minutes" The ref announced.
We all cheered as Kenny hoped into the penalty box.
One minutes passed, and somehow both Dean and Fulton ended up with a penalty within the two minutes Kenny did. It's never dull with that lot so, I was subbed onto the ice.
We were off, Iceland currently had the puck and was taking it down the ice.
I could see out of the corner of my eye that the Iceland player across from me was lining Connie up.
From a distance, I could hear a great big yeehaw from Dwayne.
This isn't going to end well.
Suddenly out comes Dwayne with a lasso in his hand. He swings it around and ties the Iceland player up stopping him from attacking Julie.
I pissed myself laughing, who would have ever anticipated a game like this.
