I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot.
I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
Somebody better call God, because he's missing an angel.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I'm thirsty.
Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I'll be the 9.
I'm not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?
Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.
Are you a washing machine? Cos i want to fill you with my dirty load
yes you can use these, and yes they will most def not work.
YOU ARE READING
I'm not sure, just half written books I guess?
Randomthese are just books ill probably give up on, but like the writing and want to share them. there will also just be little short things I like.