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y/n potter and her little devils

#1 potter: dear parents
#1 potter: is lily adopted?

loser: I'M NOT STOP SAYING THAT

chosen father: james your sister is not adopted
chosen father: i can never forget your grand father's excitement over our first girl
chosen father: omg the loud squeals💀

#1 potter: it just doesn't make sense
#1 potter: i've been thinking about this for a while

mother dearest🥰: are you trying to tell me those painful hours of labour didn't make sense

chosen father: wait where are my little twins

mother dearest🥰: fourth years are in herbology rn darling

#1 potter: hear me out
#1 potter: lily is blonde

loser: THAT'S JUST THE MALFOY GENES KICKING IN YOU DUMBASS

mother dearest🥰: have you seen my side of the family james?

#1 potter: ok then why is it only her that got blonde hair

loser: I DONT KNOW BITCH DON'T QUESTION HOW THE WORLD WORKS

#1 potter: this is my second proof alright
#1 potter: hear me out
#1 potter: i'm a gryffindor

chosen father: carry on

#1 potter: mum and dad were both in gryffindor

loser: IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO'S NOT A GRYFFINDOR THE TWINS ARENT EITHER

#1 potter: ik but
#1 potter: rem is a slytherin and most of the malfoys & blacks were all in slytherin
#1 potter: so that little rat is biological
#1 potter: and if he's mum and dad's biological son that means minnie is too cause they're twins

loser: fuck you

#1 potter: and outta nowhere
#1 potter: poof ravenclaw blonde

loser: i despise you

#1 potter:

chosen father: james i can assure you that your sister isn't adopted because she's my favourite child

loser: ily

chosen father: ily too darling

#1 potter: you're just saying that cause you feel bad

mother dearest🥰: james last warning

#1 potter: hey btw u like one d right
#1 potter: smile through the payne lily
#1 potter: smile through the payne

loser: smile through your empty vault bitch i'm taking all your money