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y/n potter and her little devils

#1 potter: alright we'll deal with this first and then we can find remus a date

loser: okay it's mostly your fault than ours so you tell them

mother dearest🥰: tell who tell what

#1 potter: AH
#1 potter: i did not just yell irl dw

baby sissy: ahh wrong gc

remy the rat: you see mum james is hiding something from you

#1 potter: WHICH I WILL TELL

remy the rat: and he was supposed to say that in the potter sisters and the idiots gc

chosen father: ha i like that name

loser: ikr it sums us up so well

chosen father: exactly honey

#1 potter: dad did you just want daughters at first or something why do you resent your sons

chosen father: oh i dont resent remus

remy the rat: AW THANKS OLD MAN

#1 potter: OUCH

mother dearest🥰: okay darling what is it that you want to tell me
mother dearest🥰: what did you do james

#1 potter: can you give me a break im having a moment because my father doesnt love me
#1 potter: and for the record it wasnt me it was talia

mother dearest🥰: oh hang on i got a call
mother dearest🥰: oh it's cho

#1 potter: NOOOO

loser: MUM STOP

baby sissy: it's just a call ;)

remy the rat: yeah pick it up mum it's not like she'll yell at you ;)

chosen father: oh yea wife just pick up the call from my ex rebound who also used me as a rebound from her dead boyfriend why dont ya
chosen father: that was sarcasm btw

baby sissy: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BRING UP THE KIND SPIRIT OF CEDRIC DIGGORY LIKE THAT

chosen father: oh minnie if he was still alive he still wouldn't go out with you

mother dearest🥰: just got off the phone with good ol cho
mother dearest🥰: what in the name of lucius malfoy's greasy blond hair did you do

remy the rat: did she say anything like
remy the rat: hey bitch i know i stole harry from you and then you stole him back but your an asshat of a son's girlfriend just petrified my daughter and i will rain hell upon you

chosen father: you made it sound like i got thrown around

loser: you did get thrown around

mother dearest🥰: uh yes
mother dearest🥰: actually yes thats what cho said to me

remy the rat: i am sybil trelawney's grandson confirmed

mother dearest: no i think i would know if you were

remy the rat: ah ok
remy the rat: well i cant wait to be teaching divination in 20 years

chosen father: nuh uh nonononono

remy the rat: ah ok i was joking anyway i was planning to be unemployed instead

chosen father: thats better than divination

baby sissy: can we focus back on yelling at james

mother dearest🥰: right thank you dear
mother dearest🥰: so james sirius potter

#1 potter: NONONO TALIA PETRIFIED HER AND TOLD HER TO GO FUCK HERSELF BCS SHE WOULDNT STOP FLIRTING WITH ME

mother dearest🥰: oh wow
mother dearest🥰: make sure you marry talia i love that girl
mother dearest🥰: reminds me of theo mixed with luna

chosen father: maybe because she IS theo mixed with luna , darling

mother dearest🥰: oh yea right
mother dearest🥰: see i keep losing track of these kids

remy the rat: it is the age factor professor potter

mother dearest🥰: five points from hufflepuff

baby sissy: thats the other twin's house

mother dearest🥰: oh i'm sorry sweetie
mother dearest🥰: five points from slytherin

remy the rat: uh no that's the other brother's house

mother dearest🥰: oh it is?

loser: you know for a teacher you sure are gullible

#1 potter: i think thats how she married dad

remy the rat: and plus the age factor cant forget about the age factor
remy the rat: this woman is 41 years old