Mistaken

Two

I'm not some kind of assassin or anything.

So cmon pissbaby.

How would I know you're not???

Do I act like I would kill someone?

Do I carry a knife?

Is Katie dead?

You kind of do.

Plus I wouldn't know.

Aaaa-.. This is why people get bored of me..

But you aren't boring.

You left me on read for 3hrs.. Tho...

It was an accident.

You went to eat and I started

playing with The Boys.

The Boys? Are they your fuck buddies?😏

Wtf no! 🤬

Lmfao, but I thought nick was.

Wtf lady!!

What he's 19 your 21.

You've been best friends for 9years

and he is madly in love with you

I thought he would be your fuck buddy by now

Your making things up.

Not at all.

You've only ever texted him twice.

How would you know if he's madly in love

with a lonely straight man

Because you don't act like a man

and he answers you ever so slightly.

Bertha wtf.

Bob stfu

Lmao, I'm no bob.

And I'm no Bertha. I feel like more of a Ruth

You are definitely a Bob though.

You give off big boring bob vibes.

I'm not boring!!

My names not bob either.

Then what is it Florida Man?

You aren't getting that information.

Imma ask Nick.

He's a better fuck buddy than you anyway.

WTFFFF DON'T YOU DARE

And wtf he's only 19.

So what he's better than you.

I can be better

Nicks coming up to see me.

Awwwe so sweet you get to see your boyfriend.

For the last time he's not my boyfriend Bertha.

Nicks Messages

Hey bitch!

Wass up side hoe?

So heard your coming here soon

Hell yeah I am!

Did Clay tell you?!

SHIT

SORRy

I never told you...

OMFG Absolutely

His names Clay

Aweee

So cute

He's gonna kill me..

SORRY....

I must say my goodbyes

😵

Incoming Call: Not Gay Bob

"Hey... bertha.." he muttered out scarcely. "Yeah Clay?" Internal Face Palm.

"I didn't...- want you.. to find my name out this way...." he mumbled out harshly. "I get it,but it's fine I think it's a beautiful name." --- "Really?" --- "Absolutely." ------ "Can I know yours Florida Woman?" ----- "No way, not yet. It's fair I know yours." -------- "No it's not. You know more about me then I do you." ------- Katie came running in. "Lillian I just got some flaming pussy from Astrid. Best I've ever had." --- Clay laughs off Hysterically. "Fuck you Katie" you jump up and run out of the door tackling her. "I'm on the phone!!" ---- "Sorry girl but It was amazing I'm glad I'm gay." ----- Fake puking sounds come from your phone. "You talking to Florida man?" she questioned. You nodded sheepishly "Aweee!!" she screamed out. ----- "Well I have to go. Bye." He murmured out and hung up.

Texts: Florida Man Clay

Hey sorry about me freaking out earlier.

It's alright at least you got a good laugh out of it

and my name.

She said your name fuck I must have missed it Lillian.

You stupid bitch Imma slap you!

So Nick knows I told you he's coming down here.

You're planning on meeting up with him aren't you?

ANSWER ME

Damn Food before your bro.

Who said you were my bro and yes me