An Ode to Karens

(A sidenote about the tune is there after the song)

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An Ode to Karens

(Verse 1)

Karen is a Karen, 

Her mind's so barren,

Kids' sanity she likes tearin',

Karen is a Karen.

(Verse 2)

Karen is a Karen,

It's not like she's carin',

But she's just bearing

The weight of her empty soul.

(Verse 3)

Karen is a Karen,

Too much makeup she's wearin',

Racism she's teachin',

Homophobia she's preaching.

(Verse 4)

Karen is a Karen,

Her house is a-burnin',

Cause we lit it on fire,

To kill the mess that's inside her.

(Verse 5)

But it didn't work out,

Now we need to hide out,

Or else feel her anger,

Then we'll be in danger.

(Verse 6)

Karen is a Karen,

Her car horn is blarin',

She is so annoying,

With her feelings we're toying.

(Bridge)

And she's a flat earther,

We're not even worth her

Time 'cause she's wilding, 

Her morals are blinding.

She'll never change,

She's only a soulless brain,

We'll remember you Karen,

What the fuck am I saying?

**Echoes in the background: "Why am I writing a song about Karens?"**

**Screams in the background: "FINAL VERSE KIDS!!"**

(Verse 7)

EVERYBODY NOW,

KAREN IS A KAAAAREN, 

WITH TRUMPETS WE'RE SENDING

HER STRAIGHT TO HELL CAUSE,

SHE MAKES OUR LIVES MISERABLE.