It was a casual day at boobinsmertz evil inc, until her arch nemesis, Jem broke in. (beach what the freak stop capitalism my name)
"i've been waiting for u, my sussy baka." boobinshmertz pressed the button on their hand-held remote. "now get in the cage and say u are my baka."
jem presented to be trapped as boob STUPIDLY described her whole plan to the amazing #girlboss jem the platopus.
"beach sike now i'm gonna freaking kill u and destroy ur stupid freaking robot." jem screeched
"beach not if u kill u first stupid beach don't be rude why would u insult my amazing wonderful invention u ungratefuk beach!" boob agonized as the insult hurt more than it should have.
and then it hit
boob was in love with sussy baka jem.
"beach nvm ur kinda hot let's kiss." boob shot their shot baldly
"i was thinking the same thing" jem winked like the #gorlboss she is(my idol my idol😍)
they #kissed and made out cause they are so hot and cool and yeah
jem the platosussy and boobenshmertz lived happily ever after in hell bc they were too sus for jesus h christ. (what does the h stand for?) (beach i don't freaking know ur the one who made it dumb beach)
