The Scandal (Thomas Brodie Sangster)

The Lost Clips

"Hi thomas" Y/n giggled as she laid in bed

"Ummm" He groaned rubbing his eyes obviosuly spooning her 

"wakey wakey, its filming time"

"No.... five more minuets"

"Nope, we have to set up"

"..... I thought you where vlogging today?"

"I am"

"Then why do i have to set up?

"we have to do the thing?

"Why do I have to put up the other tent y/n?" He asks sitting in the grass

"Because people will get mad if they see one tent"

"Can't we lie and say we have one tent?" He asks "what was the plan gonna be just out another tent up and not do anything with it?"

"Pretty much yeah"

"Just lie babe, I can't be asked"

"Fine, one tent" she laughed

"Good, is the toast done?"

"Almost why? You got somewhere to be?"

"Yeah... in the tent wrapped up with my wilderness wife" he smirked cuddling her and kissing her cheek

"Ohh why?"

"Keep me warm in this harsh wilderness, and cosy, and keep me safe, and to ... have a little fun with my wifey?"

"Why is it about nature that makes you so damn horny?"

".... The fresh air?" He shrugs

"Fine, as soon as toast is done" she smiled

"But... as we are in the wilderness?"

"Ummmm?"

"Maybe we should? You know, do it like they would have?"

"What without access to toilet roll?"

"No I meant, before access to condoms honey?"

"I'll think about it"

"Thomas?" Y/n asks as she sat in the passenger seat of the VR

"Yes?" he asks as he drove

"I'm bored"

"Hi Bored"

"Don't you come at me with your damn dad jokes" she sighed throwing a rag at him

"What did you just throw at me?"

"Sweat towel"

"Eww! You gross girl!" he complained

"We are in texas! It july shit is hot!" she says "Plus you need the sweat towel, you... you a glistening like uhh like"

"Like a beautiful summer lake?"

"I was gonna say like a thirteen year old goth at a my chemical romance concert"
"..... that was a complex analogy"

"Your a complex analogy"

"And you complain about my dad jokes"

"I'm allowed to complain"

"Are you? Are you now?"

"Yes. Because I said so"

"Well I'm allowed to make dad jokes"

"Your not a dad."

"Aren't I?"

"Shut up thomas" she giggled "Hey thomas?"

"Yes?"

"Sing me a song"

"A song?"

"Yes. sing for me thomas."

"What song would you like me to sing?"

"You know what song I want you to sing."

"Alright, get me started then"

"There are many many magical words, but the bestest words to say, are the words all the colour of the rainbow... and they sound like this"

"Fuck, shit, and dick." He continued "Bastard, bloody hell and balls"

"Which means indeed your testicals" she giggled

"And of course the bestested word of all the colours"

"CUNT!" They both sang "cunt. Cunt. cunt. Cunt. cunt. Cunt. cunt. Cunt. cunt."

"It is the best word ever" she giggled

"Second best"

"What is the number one then thomas?"

"Y/n"

"Awwwwwwwww, your too sweet"

"I like to be nice to you"

"I'm still not letting you stop for ice cream"

".... But. But. But."

"No ice cream"

"It is eighty two outside"

"No ice cream"

"Thomas? Hi" y/n giggled sitting on her sofa

"Hi" he smiled back at her as he brought her some tea "You filming?"

"Yeah, when aren't I filming"

"True, what you got in the post then?"

"Stuff for filming"

"Ohh?"

"Umm got a new lens"

"Oooooohhh New lens"

"And I got the cool sexy mystery box"

"Sexy mystery box?"

"Yeah like you know loot boxes?"

"Yeah"

"Like that but for like BDSM stuff and sex toys"

"Ooh. that's for a video?"

"Yes."

"Can... we open it and investigate it before?"

"No we have to be surprised"

"Can we... use it all after?"

"Maybe, it has a theme"

"What's the theme?"

"Red light district"

"Ooohh... sexy"

"You wanna go film it?"

"Yeah alright, I wanna see what's in the sexy box" he smirked cuddling her and giving her lots of kisses

Y/n sat on her bed reading her book

"Hello?"

"Hello"

"Whatcha doing?"

"Reading, why what are you doing?"

"Missing ya" he smirked climbing onto her and throwing her book away

"Yeah?"

"Yeah, I miss my babydoll" He smirked pinning her arms to the bed

"I'm busy"
"Yeah, real busy" He smirked kissing her lustfully

"Thomas my camera is on?"

"Sally will edit" He smirked ....