If you didn't know, the album "How to be a human being" has characters for each song, this man above is one of my comfort characters and is the character of the song "Life Itself". Im gonna make headcanons for each character so 🦒
He likes making random Inventions with things he finds in dumpsters. He's made things such as Shower in a can, a food tv, a..pet bra?? He doesn't know why he made it but, he thought it was funny. He drives around looking for trash but not to trashy things. Everyone looks at him insane but hey, at least it's good for the environment 🤷🏾
Hangs out with Mama's Gun (the lady in the chair on the album cover) a lot since she's kinda like a mom to him. She loves him like a son :) drives around with him looking for trash so they can bond more
Loves grilled cheese sandwiches, doesn't eat anything else but that. He wont eat for a while since he doesn't really care for food except for grilled cheeses. Has an ungodly appetite (someone please help him eat real food)
Loves talking to Pork Soda, he says he's full of wisdom and his stories make him want to make new inventions..and also he loves his dog
Really good singer but doesn't sing much. Dave and him did Karaoke one night at a diner and Chuck won (Dave didn't talk to him for a week-)
Has mixed feelings about Youth. Doesn't like how she's moody all the time but on the other hand, her grilled cheese sandwiches are fire and he'll always go there for them
Gets high with S2E3, doesn't care for weed but will smoke if she asks him. When he gets high, he thinks about all the things he can make but they are pretty useless, like trash dog (a dog made out of trash that doesn't do anything). They prank call take a slice when they get high. TAS just goes along with it since she obviously knows it's them
"H-hey *snort* is your refrigerator running??"
"*sigh* no, why?"
"THen.,,.GRAB IT,!!1! *fits of laughter*"
"..I really should block their number-"
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Glass animals headcanons 🥞
RandomHaven't seen much of this band on here so, wanted to deliver what I got Heads up: this isn't an band member x band member or a band member x reader book, this is just for fun :) (All song references belong to Glass Animals)
