...gun.
"GET BACK FILTHY FISH STICK." squidward said pulling out his big fat glock.
You raised your hands up in the air and sincerely looked at him in his yellow eyes.
"Please don't hurt me, i'm your new neighbor." you pleased.
Squidward reluctantly out away his big fat glock.
"Sorry we introduced ourself off on the wrong tentacle."
"No it's fine, all is forgiven." you said looking down at his naked crotch.
"Hey stop, you already saw my glock." squidward said blushing and cupping his slimy tentacles around his other glock.
"Wanna come in for tea...I must have startled you."
"That sounds lovely." you said smiling at him with your dry fish face.
