Sesame Street: Big Birds Return

Chapter 1

(A/N: THIS IS A JOKE)

Ernie stopped and stared into space
Oh No.
It was happening. He couldn't stop thinking about The Yellow One again. Desperate to avoid the thoughts the could be, no-would not be-held back.
But like dozens of unstoppable generals they came creeping forward till they filled his brain;
Big Birds smile shined like marbles, as impressive as a tower, it filled the hut and Ernie was helplessly but willingly absorbed into them.
Big Birds eyes were like eyeballs. If you rolled them they would go quite far.
Big Birds legs were like a tower. Straight and tight.
Big Birds chest was like a mammalss. Powerful and impossible to ignore.

How could Ernie not he helpless in the face of that?
I mean, sure, Ernie and The Yellow One had sex with eachother before, when they met at a club once, but it was a casual thing. One of many that night. Before things got too messy Eenie snapped out of it. But the thoughts of Big Bird would be back. Would he be able to resist next time?

Im definitely not going to make another part cause fuck this
(198 words)