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UNKNOWN: ur < 🍵🥧



KIYOOMI: wat.



UNKNOWN: ur a cutie pie ???
or maybe ur just stupi(e)d 🙄



KIYOOMI: okay that's nice but the fact that you can't type in actual words makes you the stupid one. maybe you could talk to me like a normal person?



UNKNOWN: where's the fun in that babe? 🥺



KIYOOMI: oh i don't know, me actually understanding you for once?



UNKNOWN: i'm not a creature that's made to be understood but rather to be revered. 😌



KIYOOMI: right, okay, so how is the whole reverence thing going?



UNKNOWN: amazing the world is my fucking oyster.



KIYOOMI: do you even know what that expression means?



UNKNOWN: do u? 😑



KIYOOMI: it's like
i don't know
cause oysters have pearls



UNKNOWN: those are clams 🙄
see we're both stupid



KIYOOMI: um no. i think it's you.

UNKNOWN: arE YOU FUCKING BLIND IT LITERALLY SAYS CLAMS ALSO FUCKING MAKE PEARLS

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UNKNOWN: arE YOU FUCKING BLIND IT LITERALLY SAYS CLAMS ALSO FUCKING MAKE PEARLS



KIYOOMI: "they don't do so very often"
hence, the expression, 'the world is your oyster'



UNKNOWN: that's literally not what that means



KIYOOMI:

KIYOOMI:

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