-To staple water to a tree
-For a Fangirl to be socially normal
-For a Fangirl to be emotionally stable
-To not cry during BOTFA
-To be able to wait for March 25 (BOTFA DVD release)
-to listen to JB without dying
-to listen to 1D without your ears bleeding
-to read/watch twilight without barfing
-to not faint when Orlando Bloom kisses you
-to not faint when any LOTR/hobbit character/actor kisses you
-to not faint when any LOTR/hobbit character/actor makes eye contact with you
-to put a bra on when you are wet
-to stay calm when you reach 1k reads/votes/comments/all three
-to keep calm and carry on when Thorin, Fili, Kili, Boromir, Haldir, and Dobby when they die
-to NOT sing when Legolas says' "THEYRE TAKIN THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!" XD
-to not do a Fangirl squeal when Gandalf says YOU SHALL NOT PASS and Boromir says 'ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR
-to not flinch when Pippin knocks the skele down the well
-to not Fangirl once during the whole hobbit trilogy or LOTR trilogy
-to put a mento in your mouth and then drink Coke [it gets EVERYWHERE and coke STAINS]
-to not sing let it go when someone says let it go
-to not say 'obviously' in Snape's voice SNAPE SNAPE SEVERUS SNAPE
-to survive a fall out a window from three stories up, break your back, get told you won't ever walk again, and then WALK OUTTA THE HOSPITAL A WEEK LATER ON CRUTCHES [Orlando bloom must be invincible or something]
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LEGOLAS IS MINE
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