I'm lacking of ideas, humor and grammar

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Again! Feat my kins ^^

Kiyotaka: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Kiyotaka: *punches wall*
Kiyotaka:
Kiyotaka: Take me to the hospital.

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Fuyuhiko: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Peko: Three words.
Fuyuhiko:

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Kazuichi: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Fuyuhiko: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Kazuichi: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

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Kiyotaka: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

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Mondo: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Kiyotaka: Okay.
Mondo: And make out during the scary parts.
Kiyotaka: Th-
Kiyotaka: The scary parts.
Kiyotaka: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Leon: I told Mondo their ears flush when they lie.
Kiyotaka: Why?
Leon: Look.
Leon: Hey Mondo! Do you love Taka?
Mondo, covering their ears: No.
Kiyotaka:

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Akane: You know how I roll.
Akane: And I'm not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.

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Akane: I was arrested for being too cool.
Miu: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Gonta: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

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Peko: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Miu: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Leon: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Ibuki: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Kazuichi: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Mondo:
Mondo: I have emotional scars.

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Gonta, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Ibuki: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Okay, now I have to find ideas :)

Bye!! ('▽'ʃ♡ƪ)

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