𝑭𝒖𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒑𝒆𝒕𝒔 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 (various! haikyuu x male reader)

More Stupid Quotes

Me : am lazy and wanted to make a chapter but want to make it simple

Also me : who tf cares, I'm going to make more of this...

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Oikawa : as your best friend 😌

Kuroo : Bokuto's my best friend

Oikawa : AS your best friend 😃🔪

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Osamu : hey wanna get lunch together?

Akaashi : oh I already ate lunch

Osamu : without me?

Akaashi : well I was hungry

Akaashi : uh did you want me to get you anything?

Akaashi : what do you want?

Osamu : loyalty 😒

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Hinata : I'm worried

Kageyama : about what?

Hinata : no clue

-a bomb is right behind them-

Hinata & Kageyama : -staring at the explosion from a far-

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-Bokuto laying on the ground-

Kuroo : he died as he lived...

Kuroo : being a god damn fool 😝

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-kitchen in a mess-

(y/n) : I hope you have a good explanation for this

Oikawa : oh we have 3 actually

Bokuto : pick your favourite!

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Atsumu : ugh... Why are you calling my this late?

Oikawa : uh I need your help

Oikawa : I've done something bad...

Atsumu : ...Okay put the corpse on ice

Atsumu : I'm on my way

Oikawa : no no no it's- why would I?

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Hinata : don't you wanna be a team player?

Tsukishima : no

Tanaka : do you NOT wanna be a team player??

Tsukishima : ...Sure

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Iwaizumi : Oikawa is so annoying

-pops out from a window-

Oikawa : I heard you were talking shit about me

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-cinema tickets sold out-

Hanamakki : Oikawa look on the bright side at least things can't get any-

-rain started pouring-

Oikawa : excuse me were you about to say worse?

Hanamakki : no...

Oikawa : no? You sure?

Hanamakki : definitely not...

--☯--

Kita : I feel weird

Aran : that would be your conscience