Quartz:
"They call me Sans, I'm the serif of these parts!
Nah, just kidding, I work on a grease cart!
Grilling up hot dogs and genocidal toddlers!
You can run, but I'll know if you restart!
If you want a bad time, then you're in the right place!
Just look into my eyes, see my funny-type face!
I'm really quite a nice guy, but if you pick a fight, I will hunt you all your life through time and space!
Can you blame me if I feel a little hubris?
For my fame for making things a little humerus?
I can tickle your bones to the tibia toes!
Well, unless you're my bro, jokes flow over his head..."
Basil:
"Sans, who's there, ya ridiculous scamp?"
Quartz:
"No one! It's just an inconspicuous lamp!
(If you ever meet a skeleton in towels and some wellingtons, just humor him or let him win and think that he's a champ.)
I bet ya think you never met a skeleton? Well I bet you've mettaton! They just had a buncha gooey melanin and flesh upon!
But never one was in the upper echelon of clever puns!
I'll make you laugh or cry depending on the run you set upon!"
Chorus:
"We're spooky, scary, sending shivers down your spine!"
Quartz:
"You best prepare for a hilariously bad time!"
Chorus:
"Every human one day ends up six feet underground, but you're headed for a grave that's buried way, way deeper down!"
Basil:
"GAHH! A HUMAN! CALL THE GUARDS!
Oh, wait a minute, that's my job!
To capture and nab you won't be hard!
This maze is made with electric charge!
...wait, how did you get this far?
It took three weeks to create this part!
I genuinely didn't expect this, darn!
How did you correctly guess this path?!
I am Papyrus!
Traps set!
Armed and ready!
There's medals on my armor already, oh, plus some spaghetti-
You're nervous, but... oh, that is good spaghetti... where was I? I keep on forgetting!
I am Papyrus!
Best chef in the king's brigade, with the culinary skills to leave you flambered!
It's a shame that after you taste my blade, you won't have space for my bolognesa!"
Quartz:
"So I guess you could say that they pasta-way?"
Basil:
"Sans!!! Is this how you have to behave?!
I'm trying to challenge this dastardly knave!
Now I've run out of bars and they just ran away!"
Chorus:
"We're spooky, scary, sending shivers down your spine!"
Basil:
"I serve spaghetti and incredibly good rhymes!"
Chorus:
"Every human one day ends up six feet underground, but you're headed for a grave that's buried way, way deeper down!"
Ember:
"So you took the little fall?
Do you think ya got the gall to survive extermination?
Trapped deep below, and all you've got to show is your determination!
There's no tu-toriel, it's asgore-y as can be!
Will the weight of your sins leave you snowdin?
There's no mercy!"
Cerise:
"Who dares disturb me from my slumber?
Stick around, this'll be a fun number!
I'm truly versed in tearing all the universe asunder!
But I also have a specialty in unlucky spelunkers!
I'm a puzzle and a bubble in the stuff of your dreams!
Rupture realities and guzzle on the stuff in between!
You'll be befuddled when I mussel in and muddle the scenes!
Hit the shuffle and I'll tunnel through the fuzz on your screen!
You're in trouble you see, if you try and tussle with the W.D.!
You'll take a tumble, then you'll crumble into rubble-debris!
I'll bring the muscle to the scuffle, plus a couple of beams!
But my blasters won't be loud enough to muffle your screams!
When you're caught in the cycle of an undying skeleton, might as well strive to be front of the peloton!
Top of my field, but out of my element, testing your death would be a welcome experiment, I reign eternal so be certain that I'm well-rehearsed, rhymes so very fine that every line feels like a multiverse!
Every parallel dimension is at my command, but when it comes to spitting fire, I've the matter in hands!"
Chorus:
"We're spooky, scary, sending shivers down your spine!"
Cerise:
"I'm outside of time and space, but I'm afraid you're just out of time!"
Chorus:
"Every human one day ends up six feet underground, but you're headed for a grave that's buried way, way deeper down!"
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RandomWelcome to the one and only Star Flight Choir! This is an idea that me and Y have come up with. The choir is mainly made up of Sky Trainers and trainers capable of flying! With a few exceptions, we have been able to make it so our other members can...
