It All Starts With; I have a son.

2 - Protecc

[Crossposted on Ao3. Don't come at me claiming 'copying' my own work please.]

Key:
Zzzz - Nemuri Kayama = Midnight
KillMe - Shota Aizawa = Eraserhead
SCREAM - Hizashi Yamada = Present Mic
Ratatouille - Nezu
Safety First - Higari Maijima = PowerLoader
WOOF - Ryo Inui = Hound Dog
Grandma Chiyo - Chiyo Shuzenji = Recovery Girl
Whom? - Ectoplasm
Vampire - Sekijiro Kan = Vlad King
Pew Pew - Snipe
Builder Bob - Ken Ishiyama = Cementoss
Buffet - Lunch Rush
Friday 13 - Thirteen
Buff Stick - Toshinori Yagi = All Might

UA Staff ChatRoom

Zzzz: [Picture]
: He woke up a few hours ago and i would already put the entire world to sleep for him
: he's so goddamn sweet!!!!
: but we need to work on his confidence :( poor bby zuzu

KillMe: isn't he fifteen? You haven't even finished filling out the adoption papers yet and your already treating him like a toddler

SCREAM: I bet you'll change your mind when we meet him!!
: also, 'zuzu', adorable. Perfect mother.

Zzzz: thanks Hizashi

Grandma Chiyo: have you gotten the chance to talk to him?

Zzzz: yep! He actually made breakfast for me this morning because he thought he needed to repay me :'(
: but Kami it was the best food I've ever eaten. Lunch Rush can be in second

Builder Bob: that good huh?

Buffet: I'll happily take second place if I get to meet him and see his skills in the kitchen for myself :)

Grandma Chiyo: he sounds so kind, maybe Aizawa can take a few lessons from him

KillMe: <——

Zzzz: he said his fav hero is Eraserhead
: kinda sad it's not me but I'm definitely relieved I'm not

KillMe: oh.
: also good parenting

SCREAM: Maybe Hitoshi and Izuku can meet up??
: greenie did save him, and give the boy a lil gay panic

KillMe: no.
: but I'm glad it's Nemuri's kid instead of non-Izuku Kayama's
: wait is he taking your name?

Zzzz: course they can!! Zuzu needs friends
: 'non-Izuku Kayama's' Face it you're already attached, Shota
: yeah, I think so. I haven't told him I want to adopt him yet but if he agrees, yeah

Ratatouille: That's wonderful to hear! But the part about needing friends worries me

Zzzz: kiddo hasn't told me but it's pretty clear that he's being bullied! I also want his school name btw, and a search on quirkist behaviour
: also there are explosion-like scars on his upper body so look out for quirks please :)

Safety First: already protective of the kiddo I see

Zzzz: I asked him if he wanted any food and he said that that was the nicest thing someone has said to him since he was a child????
: how would i not be protective of my child???
: if his bullies ever lay a finger on zuzu's hair, a forever coma shall be the punishment

Friday 13th: i love protective Nemuri
: and for my well-being please adopt this child!!!!!

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Zzzz: NHVHBVHFBFBBFBFGGFGBFFBHFHFBFGFB
: HE AGREEF
: AGREED*

KillMe: to be adopted?
: or to be your cook?

Zzzz: BOTH
: btw zuzu asked if he could call me mom
: no big deal totally not crying rn

Pew Pew: I'm happy for y'all

Vampire: ^

Whom?: ^

SCREAM: ^

Safety First: ^

Buffet: ^

Builder Bob: ^

Grandma Chiyo: ^

Friday 13th: ^

Ratatouille: I also agree

Buff Stick: Doesn't anyone think it's a little late for Midnight to adopt?

Ratatouille: I think it's a little late to be looking for a successor, All Might, yet I have no problems.

Buff Stick: But this is completely different!
: Midnight teaches and has 18+ hero work which is completely unprofessional for a child!

Zzzz: listen here all might.
: my professions will stay out of my personal life. Izuku will be, is even, my child and my responsibility
: number one hero or not, you do not tell me what is or isn't professional or how I should parent
: from what I've seen during the week he's been living at my home, he is much more responsible and accepting than you have ever been during your entire career.

Ratatouille: Exactly.