Naruto (X Reader) scenario games/Headcannons

Pick up lines

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Naruto: Know what's on Ichirakus menu? Me-N-U.

Sasuke: Hn... You're not that annoying

Sakura: I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen.

Shikamaru: I'm good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y.

Choji: I'd like to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks.

Ino: Choose wisely my love or brain wash !

Kiba: Kiss me if I'm right ! Akamaru is the cutest dog and you the cutest person!

Shino:....Remember me?..... Oh, that's right, I've only met you in my dreams.

Hinata: I-I didn't used Byakugan....b-but still see your beuty trough walls.

Neji: I think you are my destiny

Rock Lee: If I can't get you to date me I'll have to do 1000 push ups !

Tenten: You must be exhausted, because you've been running through my mind all day.

Gaara: Can I put your name under my kanji ?

Kanguro: Shall I call you my puppet or dollface ?

Temari: Your appearance is more freshing than my fan.

Kakashi: I'd love to try the things in Icha Icha out with you. I'll even drop my mask

Guy: Train hard ! Fight smart ! Love hard!

Asuma: My addiction to you is stronger than to cigarettes

Kurenai: My eyes aren't the sharingan, but that doesn't mean I won't recognize your beuty

Jiraiya: You are the best research Material

Tsunade: Are you drowning? Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR

Orochimaru: I'm a good tounge kisser !

Kabuto: I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

Karin: You can bite me but please lovey

Suigetsu: I'm thirsty for you

Jugo: Your voice is like singing birds

Pain: You are the one person I don't want to feel pain

Konan: You're an angel to me

Itachi: If you look me in the eyes and I tell you that I love you, it's not a genjutsu

Kisame: I love to 'sea' you

Sasori: If you don't want to become my wife you will become my new puppet

Deidara: Everytime I'm with you , I feel this bang of emotions

Hidan: Jashin told me to give him children ,so get over here!

Kakuzu: Fuck my money, I have you

Zetsu: I would love to eat you, but not in the cannibalsm way

Tobi: TOBI GOOD BOY !

Obito: I love you even more than Rin

Madara: Let's dance. That's not an invitation , that's an order

Hashirama: I don't have wood style for nothing

Tobirama: I love you even more than I hate Uchihas

Minato: I am not just fast in battle

Kushina: Red is the color of love right ?
Then please look at my hair

Shisui: If there was just a opportunity you could see yourself the way like I do

Iruka: Breath if you want to date me

Sai: Stay still I'm drawing my love