group chat: shits & giggles🤡🤡
james💓: hi lads &
my girlfriend
callie: hi boyfriend and boys
bad bleep🚨: ohmygosh
we get it you're dating
james💓: i don't think you
get it
callie: neither do i
rempedia😼: i'm gonna
lose my mind
callie: sucks 2 suck
callie: mama ain't raise
no bitch 🥶🥶🥶
rempedia😼: oh merlin no
james💓: yuh fucking get
it🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜
callie: why are we literally
the perfect couple
bad bleep🚨: we get it ur
in the honeymoon phase
bad bleep🚨: soon enough
you'll catch ur boyfriend singing
abba w someone else
rempedia😼: I THOUGHT
WE WERE OVER THIS
bad bleep🚨: I WILL NEVER
BE OVER IT MOONS
callie: that sucks lol
callie: why do u call him moons
james💓: ...
bad bleep🚨: ...
idk peter🎂: ...
rempedia😼: this just got
awk
callie: ahahahahahhaha
rempedia😼: i'm a werewolf
callie: cool
bad bleep🚨: i'm a dog
callie: now i'm confused
james💓: we're illegal animagi
callie: ok that's sick
callie: so sirius ur a dog
callie: THAT MAKES SO MUCH
SENSE LMFAOAOOAOA
idk peter🎂: i'm a rat
callie: oh shit it's a rat
callie: i'm sorry peter ur nice
i just couldnt resist
callie: STILL BESTIES RIGHT?
idk peter🎂: yes😊😊
james💓: OI THATS MY GF
callie: jealous james >>
james💓: mhm whatever
james💓: MY TURN
james💓: i'm a stag
callie: bambi
james💓: no a stag
james💓: like a cool muscular
stag
callie: so bambi
james💓: NO IM A MAN
callie: i'm sorry all i hear
is bambi
bad bleep🚨:im actually gonna
piss my pants
callie: 🧍♀️🧍♀️
rempedia😼: 🧍🧍
idk peter🎂: 🧍🧍
james💓: 🧍🧍
callie: bambi
bad bleep: UwU
callie: NOOO
james💓: be quiet i'm going
to play minecraft
callie: CAN I PLAY
james💓: OF COURSE
bad bleep🚨: yk i would play
too but once james killed
all my pet dogs
bad bleep🚨: and blew up
my house
bad bleep🚨: and then told
me the sheep told him to do it
james💓: and what about it?
callie: sucks 2 suck
callie is offline
james is offline
bad bleep🚨: NOBODY
CARES?????????????
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ayo 🥶🥶🥶🥶
thanks for 500 reads!!!!!! you guys are lit rally the best
also look how funny this emoji is 🎿🎿
- carly
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