" ": You talking
' ': You thinking
* *: Narrator/Voice-off
Your POV:
"Rather poor welcome, comparing to the last two..."
Ichigo: No one's here ?
Renji: Looks that way.
Kon: HEY !! Since when did I become the designated landing cushion for your travels !!
Ichigo: Shut it. You're the one who tagged along.. Beggars can't be choosers.
Kon: What the hell... ?! I told you to leave me behind at that last palace, but... You guys were the ones who forcibly-
*FLASH*
"What the... ?!"
???: WE HAVE GUESTS !! OUR HOME... IS YOUR HOME !
Renji: My fuggin' ear drums !!
Ichigo: What's with the volume ?!
???: YOUR HEADS ARE HELD HIGH, YOUR HEADS ARE HELD HIGH !! IN OTHER WORDS...
Oetsu: YOUR HEADS ARE... SO HIGH !!
"... Is this guy for real ?"
Oetsu: I am the number one Zanpakutô creator... Nimaiya Oetsu !! YOROSHIKU (Nice to meet you) !! ZANPAKUTÔ... LOVE IT !!
Girls: WELCOME !!
'... Things are moving way to fast for me to process them...'
Girls: KYAAA !! They're showing so much skin ! That's so hot~ !! They look so delicious ! Which one's Ichigo ?! It got to be the orange one, silly ! The red one's Renji, right ? Then the jacked one's "That one punk" ? The pleasure's all ours~ !!
"Excuse me, what was that last... What does he have against me... ?"
Renji: Wha... The hell... Is this... ?
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Unaltered Past (Bleach x male reader)
FanfictionI'd like to welcome you... To *My* version of this story.