You are Y/n you fell heaven when god realized that you were the one that killed a guardian angel after you sent the Devil himself back into hell and deeper.
You were poor and had no food or home, until you find a application for a position at I.M.P...
As Blitza was driving at a high speed down a road towards the office, you were right behind her on your bike. She pulled in to the driveway, a pink convertible pulled in her spot at a fast speed which caused you to fly off your bike.
Blitza: HOLY SHIT
The van then spiraled out of control then halted to a stop.
Blitza: OH you suck for life do ya *Grabs megaphone* LISTEN YOU WATERING PINK FUCKED UP, YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS TO GET TOUR PINK CAN OUT OF MY PARKING SPOT
You got up and stood your bike up.
Then a succubus came out.
Blitza: Oh shit, Verosica
She then blew a bubble with her gum.
Verosica: Blitza
Blitza: I knew that you would be here, I could smell fish for miles, which is odd cause *falls on her face* the nearest ocean is three RINGS DOWN!
Verosica: And I should have known thet you would be here when I heard the amber alerts
Blitza: Oh yeah, I surprised they let your fat ass out of rehab, I see that your a drunken whore clutching onto that bl bielsa juice bottle like its the last cock in hell
Verosica: They let me out because im still famous, and rehab is for sad loser wash-ups *Takes a drink from her flask* so your sister says hi
Y/n: Blitz I didnt know that you had a sister
Verosica: Oh and who is this handsome guy, your boyfriend
Y/n: First of all, hell no and second of all, im not fucking my boss
Blitza: Alright back onto the point, why are you parking here, this is the only parking spot my company has, so take your tampon race car somewhere else
Verosica: Actually PRICK, it has my name on it, im doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building, no and they wanted to have me come this week to lead their team during spring break
Blitza: A WEEK, no no you are NOT parking here for a fucking week
Verosica: Oh you mad Blitza you gonna run off to leave someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car and run three races and max out my credit card on shitty horse riding lessons
They both said in unison btw.
Blitza: God damn it whore you will not let that go
Verosica: Go choke on a sandpaper cock
As Verosica was passing by the van Loona ducked.
Blitza: Hold on you better move that pussy wagon right now or im gonna-
She was stopped by a hellhound named Vortex.
Vortex: Or what
Blitza: Or ill um-
You walk in front of her in front of Vortex and stare into his eyes, he shorter than you by at least an inch (BTW the Riders name is Zarathos).
Blitza: Or um ill call H.R
You four burst into laughter, you laughing up lava from time to time and when you were laughing you were turning back to your original form.
Also I got yall confused, this is your demon form:
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