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My moms a CSI agent

For some strange-a$$ reason theres like 15 views on the chapters with my mom in them and I have a theory.

either she finally figured out how to use wattpad, which is unlikely, she barely can use facebook.

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Shes a secret spy agent or working for the government and she finally found my account.

either way

she would read her chapters only, because shes egotistical.

I should ask her where baby pigeons come from...

ill update yall when I get some answers.

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