Sexy meatballs aren't avocados

stori tiem

so I put everything in my shirt like a kangaroo. One day I forgot I shoved a box of cereal in there to sneak it to school for lunch, (instead of the alien feces they feed us.)

I forgot it was in there though and didnt put it in my bag...

some kid accidentally bumped into my arm in the hallway and I just started shitting a hailstorm of fruity pebbles out of my shirt.

It was revolutionary.

long story short

almost there

ok not so short

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if you think I wont still eat fruity pebbles off the ground you are incorrect and not a true gamer.