Dinner at the Star Emporium...
Stratosfear: Hey do we have anything to drink?
Arrolin: Yep! In the fridge.
Signol: Yo, can you pass me a glass of malk?
Stratosfear: We don't have malk but I can get you some milk.
Arrolin: Isn't that what she just said?
Stratosfear: No she said malk, like it's a disease...
Ixol: Pshh, how do you say it?
Stratosfear: I'm saying like everyone ought to say it, MILK. M.I.L.K
Anshine: Yeah, like two percent!
Signol: Yeah whole malk.
Star Savior: Nonononono, say milkshake.
Signol: Milkshake.
Star Savior: Now say milk.
Everyone in anticipation:...
Signol: Malk.
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*Ixol bursts out laughing*
Star Savior: Ploque, are you hearing this?!
Ploque: Yeah, the girl wants a glass of mulk.
Star Savior and Stratosfear in unison:.. MULK?!
Arrolin: Give her the mulk, Stratosfear!
Ulipse: Guys, inside voices for the love of god.
*Everyone, excluding Ixol who's still laughing, looks at Ulipse*
Stratosfear: Sorry Ulipse... these guys.
*Ulipse leaves the scene*
Signol: STRATOSFEAR!
Signol: POUR ME. A GLASS. OF MALK.
Stratosfear: Why are you looking at me?!
Arrolin: Just give her the friggin mulk!
Stratosfear: You guys aren't even saying the same thing!
Anshine: WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK, STRATO!
Stratosfear: No you're saying malk!
Stratosfear: *points at Ploque* You're saying-!
Signol: MaAaLk-
Arrolin: MULlk
*Everyone screaming in the worlds worst choir while Ixol is probably choking on air or something, Stratosfear face palms, and the Star Savior is currently curled up under a fetal position under the table*
Anshine: maaaAAAAAAAAAAA-
Star Savior, taking a rapier and stabbing it into their plate: SHUT UP!
Everyone: ...
Star Savior, their rapier now out of said plate: Shut up!
*Star Savior points the rapier at their chest*
Everyone: *pulls put a gun*
Ploque: Better put it down, Savior.
Anshine: Don't do it, Savior!
Star Savior: YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME IF I KILL MYSELF?! THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
Everyone:...
*they aim it towards theirselves*
Stratosfear: JUST PUT IT DOWN, SAVIOR!
Anshine: JUST PUT THE RAPIER DOWN!
Star Savior: PUT YOUR GUNS AWAY!
Arrolin: JUST PUT IT DOWN NOW-
Star Savior: I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS!
Everyone: *incoherent yelling*
Compale, from the next room over: What is going on in there...?
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HumorI honestly don't know I'm just making this because I want to If I publish it it's either not me or I actually have the confidence to do it Screw it I'm publishing this All characters belong to Team Nova. I don't own these characters.
