Ixol: I desire moisture.
Ulipse: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.
Anshine: You shouldn't be using a straw.
Ixol: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.
Anshine: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.
Anshine, skipping rocks on a lake with Arrolin: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Arrolin: Yeah, it is.
Arrolin: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.
Ulipse: What the fuck is wrong with you??
Ixol: What? No good morning?
Ulipse: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??
Savior: Could you be anymore annoying?
Ixol: Yes.
Compale: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.
Signol: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.
Savior: The first time Arrolin opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside they yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
Ixol: Look at the buns on that guy!
Signol: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*
Anshine: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!
Ixol: I'm not going back to jail!
Arrolin: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.
Compale: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.
Ulipse: Fuck you.
Ulipse: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Shallare: Weight loss? Drink water.
Arrolin: Clear skin? Drink water.
Ixol: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
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HumorI honestly don't know I'm just making this because I want to If I publish it it's either not me or I actually have the confidence to do it Screw it I'm publishing this All characters belong to Team Nova. I don't own these characters.
