Apex legends Oneshots

Revenant x Pathfinder

No POV:

All of the legends were hanging out at the Paradise lounge as they often did after a match. Bloodhound, Fuse and Octane had won and they were celebrating the way the legends always celebrated. Awful Karaoke.

As the trio were halfway through their third song, Mirage went up to Wraith who was hanging out with Wattson and Rampart.

"Hey ladies! You seen Path? He's never usually late to these things." He said

"I heard he was gonna try and convince the murderbot to come here tonight." Rampart laughed.

Mirage instantly had a look of panic on his face.

"T-the murderbot is coming?!?" He shouted nervously

"Relax Elliot. Path could never convince Revenant to come here for an after-match party. He'd be lucky if he doesn't try to kill him for asking!" Wraith said, trying to calm Mirage down a bit.

"Y-yeah... yeah your right. Don't even know what I was so worried about anyway. I mean, come on, Revenant... coming HERE?! That's ridiculous!" Mirage laughed.

Just then, the door swung open and Pathfinder came in, dragging a reluctant Revenant behind him.

"Hi friends! Sorry we're late! Revenant didn't really want to come but I managed to convince him!" Path smiled. Mirage let out a scream and ducked behind his bar.

Revenant walked over to him and leaned over the bar.

"Hey! You! Holo-guy!" The simulacrum said

"Y-yes?" Mirage said nervously.

Revenant picked him up by the back of his shirt and held him at eye level "I want Apple blood!"

"You want... you want what now?" Mirage asked confused.

Revenant dropped him again. "Apple blood. Path said you have it. Apparently it's quite tangy and I relish the thought of inanimate objects feeling the pain of having their blood drained out of them." He said aggressively

"Oh- right. Apple... blood... of course.." Mirage said.

He left a decoy at the bar whilst he went over to Pathfinder to figure out what the hell Revenant was going on about.

"Hey Path!" He said

"Hi best friend! Isn't it great that Revenant could join us today?" Pathfinder smiled.

"Yeah yeah real great. Quick question, why the fuck does he keep on going on about Apple blood?!" Mirage hissed

"Oh! No that's just Apple juice. I thought if I told Revenant you sold fruit blood he'd want to come down more." Pathfinder said

"Right, okay whatever." Mirage said.

He went back over to the bar and poured Revenant a cup of Apple Juice. He slid it over to him.

"There you go Murderbot! One cup of Apple Jui- I mean, Apple blood." He smiled nervously.

Revenant took a sip of it and seemed pleasantly surprised. "Hmm.. not bad."

He left some money on the table and went back over to Pathfinder who was talking to Rampart.

"I must admit Path, when you said you were going to bring the murderbot over, I couldn't tell if you were joking or had a death wish." Rampart laughed.

"Oh. Well I- oh! Hi Revenant!" Pathfinder greeted. Rampart turned around and saw Revenant towering behind her.

"What were you saying Wrench girl?" He asked