stuckony!!

chapter 22

The three were looking at the menu when a couple was getting ready to leave and the husband wouldn't stop looking at the billionaire.

Tony looked up then rose a brow at the stranger who was looking at him.

"You're probably wondering where you know me from right?" Tony looked at him curiously and the man nodded along because he knows that he's seen the famous billionaire somewhere else that wasn't just from being the big business owner of a major company in the world. "Yeah well, I'll give ya a hint." He hummed. "From porn!" He exclaimed and the woman gaped at her husband while the man's eyes widened instantly as he rushed his wife out. "Your pervert husband watched me in a porno!" He got up as he shouted at the two while the soldiers were dying from laughter at his reaction. Tony then sat down and hummed, "see?" He gestured to what he just did while the two nodded along, Bucky giving him a thumbs-up while Steve was still too busy laughing from what he just did to response back but they both got it and couldn't be more proud of him. "I want a burger." He hummed and the two were still laughing but nodded along about his choice. "Ooh! Milkshake!" He perked up when he saw that.

"My stomach hurts." Steve whimpered as he was still laughing from what the billionaire did and that was like, 10 minutes ago.

"Mine too." Bucky laughed then groaned when he got pain again from laughing too much.

Once the two calmed down, they were talking when their waiter came over.

"Hey! It's the Avengers." The man smiled in disbelief as he saw them in a restaurant that he works at. "And to think, I was gonna call in sick today." He scoffed while they laughed at that. "Anyway! What would you like for lunch today?" He hummed as he looked between the three expectantly.

"The only preference I have is nothing spicy otherwise, gimme a burger and a chocolate milkshake." Tony said determinedly as he slammed his menu down and smiled up at the waiter while said man laughed and nodded along.

"Alright, coming right up." The waiter chuckled then turned to the other two for their orders.

"Ooh! Ooh! And some pie!" Tony perked up once he saw that on the little dessert menu in the middle on their table as he pointed frantically at the photo of the delicious looking apple pie on the little menu.

"A man who knows what he wants, I like it." The waiter chuckled.

"So do they." Tony hummed as he pointed to the soldiers who were giving their waiter a look now.

"Oh! All of you guys are dating?" The waiter pointed his pen between all of them.

"Yeah so watch it." Bucky glared at him.

"Cool!" The waiter smiled. "Also, terribly sorry, didn't know." He was being sincere as he apologized to the soldiers. "Anyway! What can I get for you two?" He hummed.

"Pizza." Steve hummed as he handed his menu to the waiter, along with the billionaire's as well.

"A whole pie or like two slices?" The waiter gave him a look. "I mean, I know you can probably handle more than a regular human could but still, a whole pie?" He looked worried for him now.

"Yeah, a whole pie." Steve countered. "And put some bacon on it too." He pointed a finger at him. "Also, Coke." He informed then started to look around with a hum while one arm was tossed over the booth they were in as the billionaire was sitting between him and the other super soldier.

"Coming right up." The waiter hummed. "And for you?" He turned to the Sergeant next.

"Steak, medium-rare, a Coke, and hit on either one of them, see what happens." Bucky gave him a look as he handed him his menu to give him a tight smile while the other two scoffed at him and the waiter nodded along then walked off awkwardly once he took the menu from him.