I just remembered this fic is supposed to be funny. Anyway! Sorry I haven't posted in while, I've been to focused on the wrong murderous elementary schoolers (South Park).
Smart Class Group Chat,
~Names~
Carla- Queen of Contraband
Felix- The Blue One
Monty- Short King
Jerome- Tolkien Black
Penny- Samsung Smart Fridge
Lily- Smart Twin
Madison- Mom Friend
Diana- Plant Mom
~Geek Squad~
Tolkien Black: I fuck'n failed that test
Short King: Again?
Tolkien Black: Stfu Monty.
Mom Friend: But it was so easy
Queen of Contraband: Yeah I finished it in 10 minutes
Tolkien Black: Fuck y'all
Plant Mom: That's not very nice
Short King: Yeah, that's why he said it
Tolkien Black: Stfu Monty.
Short King: ...
Short King: ...I was defending you...?
Short King: I mean I knew you were a simp but damn,
Short King: I didn't know you were down THAT bad.
Plant Mom: ?
Tolkien Black: SHUT THE FUCK UP MONTGOMERY.
Short King: ...
Queen of Contraband: ...
Smart Twin: ...
The Blue One: ...
Samsung Smart Fridge: ...
Plant Mom: ...what...?
Mom Friend: MOVING SWIFTLY ALONG
Mom Friend: What's everyone doing over the break?
Queen of Contraband: It's only 4 days
Queen of Contraband: It's barely a break
The Blue One: WELL,
Tolkien Black: Felix no-
Short King: Here we fucking go -__-
The Blue One: Stfu Monty.
Short King: WHAT DID I DO
The Blue One: Well, this weekend I was going to take 'She Who Shall Not Be Named' to an art exhibit out of town,
Samsung Smart Fridge: Oh dear God...
Queen of Contraband: I fell like this is about to get real awkward
The Blue One: BUT since she decided to leave me for a cousin-loving, redneck, farm boy,
Queen of Contraband: And I would be proven right
Tolkien Black: OH SHIT LILY YOU GON TSKE THAT LYING DOWN
Mom Friend: Jerome don't stir the pot
Short King: No let him, I'm bored
The Blue One: Hick, sister fucking, DUMBASS, THIRD-PERSON TALKING, MOTHER FUCKER.
Short King: Oh you're still going
Smart Twin: What. The. Fuck Felix.
Tolkien Black: OH SHIT
Tolkien Black: ITS GOIN DOWN
Tolkien Black: OHHHHH
Tolkien Black: OOOOHHHH
Tolkien Black: OOOOOOO
Queen of Contraband: OMFG JEROME SHUT THE FUCK UP
Smart Twin: WELL
Smart Twin: At least I didn't immediately run after a blonde, spoiled, bimbo with no chest.
Queen of Contraband: Oh Damn
Short King: Damn Lily I didn't know you were cool like that
Queen of Contraband: Stfu Monty.
Short King: ????
Tolkien Black: Wtf monto Cindys our friend
Short King: Doesn't mean that stuffs not true
Tolkien Black: Fax
The Blue One: Excuse me.
Smart Twin: You heard me.
The Blue One: Cindy and I are just friends!
Smart Twin: So are me and Nugget!
Samsung Smart Fridge: I feel like this would be a better conversation to have in private...?
The Blue Twin: "FRIENDS" don't drunkenly try and kiss each other!
Samsung Smart Fridge: I guess not :(
Mom Friend: WOAH
Plant Mom: Did I miss a few chapters!?
Tolkien Black: When was this!?!
Smart Twin: We didn't even kiss!!
Smart Twin: Plus that was before we were even together!!!
Queen of Contraband: Alright Lily I think it's time for us to go before we say something we regret
Smart Twin: You know you don't have to talk to me like a child
Queen of Contraband: Maybe stop acting like one and I won't.
Short King: Ohhhhh
Smart Twin: Stfu Monty.
Short King: Oh,
Short King: COME
Tolkien Black: Hehe
Short King: On.
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