TimeLoops: Ok, marry fuck, kill
TimeLoops: Paul Rudd, Selena Gomez, and Eliot Page?
Pyromaniac: Damn you came to play
Anti Felix, Felix Club President: Nugget thinks this is a fairly easy choice
Pyromaniac: Yeah that's cuz your type is green-eyed Russian twins
Anti Felix, Felix Club Vice President: And your type is crippled assholes
YoYos Are Cool I Swear: OHHH
YoYos Are Cool I Swear: ROASTED
Pyromaniac: Eh you have a point
That One Drug Dealer Friend: What the fuck!
Pyromaniac: You gotta admit he has a point
TimeLoops: Hey you didn't answer my question!
Pyromaniac: Thank you for reminding Adrian!
Pyromaniac: Ok so obviously you fuck Selena Gomez
TimeLoops: uh huh
YoYos Are Cool I Swear: Amazing choice
Pyromaniac: And it would feel wrong to kill off Eliot Page but I'm not sure I wanna marry him
Anti Felix, Felix Club Vice President: What why not?!
Pyromaniac: Idk I just feel like we won't be compatible
YoYos Are Cool I Swear: Yeah he seems a little to chill for your crazy ass
Pyromaniac: I- dammit your right
YoYos Are Cool I Swear: I always am
Annoying: False but continue I wanna see where this goes
Annoying: And who tf changed my name again!?
Rehabilitated: ...
That One Drug Dealer Friend: ...
Annoying: I fucking hate you both.
TimeLoops: Hey stop distracting Carla I NEED to know the answer
Pyromaniac: Damn what's up your ass
That One Drug Dealer Friend: Probably Billy
Pyromaniac: True.
Anti Felix, Felix Club Vice President: WTF
TimeLoops: I'm gonna chose to ignore that
Roach: Of course you chose to ignore that remark
TimeLoops: And that one as well -_-
TimeLoops: Anyway Carla PICK.
Pyromaniac: Ok geez!
Pyromaniac: Marry Eliot, Fuck Selena, and Kill Paul
Totally Not An Android: What why kill Paul Rudd!?
Gerbil: Yeah wtf that's AntMan!
Pyromaniac: Precisely why I'm killing him
Gerbil: That's fair ig
YoYos Are Cool I Swear: Carla not to be rude but you have horrible taste in men
That One Drug Dealer Friend: I'm. Right. Here.
That One Drug Dealer Friend: Wtf Jerome.
YoYos Are Cool I Swear: Tell me I'm wrong!!
YoYos Are Cool I Swear: Back to my point, all your previous boyfriends and a few girlfriends,
Pyromaniac: Tf do you mean there's only been 3 1/2 I'm total
Annoying: I'm sorry a 1/2?
Pyromaniac: Yeah
Pyromaniac: Any questions?
Annoying: No ma'am
Anti Felix, Felix Club Vice President: Queen shit.
YoYos Are Cool I Swear: ANYWAYS.
YoYos Are Cool I Swear: Carla, you know I, PLATONICALLY MONTY, love you but you pick the shittiest men
YoYos Are Cool I Swear: Like bottom of the barrel trash
Pyromaniac: Yeah but that was in the past lol
Anti Felix, Felix Club Vice President: I wouldn't speak too soon
Anti Felix, Felix Club Vice President: Ur literally dating someone whos been bullying you since we were five
That One Drug Dealer Friend: Excuse me she was a the one bullying me most of the time
Pyromaniac: We both know that's a lie but I'll let you believe that mi amor :)
TimeLoops: Gross
YoYos Are Cool I Swear: Besides the whole bullying thing
Roach: Said no one ever
YoYos Are Cool I Swear: It took Monty like 10 years to finally ask out
That One Drug Dealer Friend: And how long did it take for you to ask out Diana? :)
PlantMom: Oop
YoYos Are Cool I Swear: And how long is it gonna take for your legs to heal after ur femurs got snapped a 80 year old meth head? :)
TimeLoops: DAMN.
Anti Felix, Felix Club President: Shit just went from zero to one hundred.
That One Drug Dealer Friend: How many times do I have to say this,
That One Drug Dealer Friend: I WAS FOUR.
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