A few more Chuck Norris .......
When Bruce Banners gets mad he turns into Hulk. When Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck and when Chuck Norris gets mad........RUN
Girrafes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
Chuck Norris doesn't play 'HIDE-AND-SEEK', he plays 'HIDE-AND-PRAY-I-DON'T-FIND-YOU'.
Chuck Norris can kill a fish by drowning it.
When someone says "nobody is perfect", Chuck Norris takes it as a personal insult.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones by one bird.
