Human Mistakes

Terribly Unexpected...

I'm still trying to find a way back... home. It still feels like I have to go home, but when I say that, I mean at Gumball's, not my family.

Me: *keeps walking and looks at the stars* I wish my family would be better... or something...
Rob: *walks down the sidewalk and sees her in front of him* Andrea?
Me: Eh? *looks behind her* Rob? What are you doing out here?
Rob: I was just watching the night sky.
Me: Yeah, it's pretty. *looks up again*
Rob: Yeah... Anyways, why are you outside at this time?
Me: I'm going to face my family and apologize.
Rob: But you said they were abusive!
Me: Yeah, right. But I was exaggerating, not them. My older sister was, not my mother... but my dad, my sister, and my brother.
Rob: Do you want me to open a portal to the real world? 
Me: Yeah, but please stay with me. I don't want to be defenseless if something bad happens...
Rob: Well... Alright. Just be careful! You're still a kid. *opens a portal to the real world*
Me: *sees around it* Alright... Let's go. *enters the portal*
Rob: *follows her*

I'm coming home, but it doesn't seem like I'm coming home.

Me: *finds herself behind the trees again* The portal is at the same spot at Food Lion...
Rob: What's Food Lion?
Me: Eh. Just a store I go to for groceries mostly.
Rob: Oh. *looks around* Well, there's no one around, so we can get out! *heads out of the trees*
Me: *slowly gets out and looks around* I feel like this isn't my home...
Rob: Probably because you never came here in about a month.
Me: Yeah. But we can't reveal ourselves or else I'll be sent home... and beaten up...
Rob: Yeah... Well, come on. We need food first. *goes to the front of the store*
Me: Right. *follows him*

I am pretty hungry so gummy worms would help.

Me: *looks around and sees others looking at me*
Rob: Uhhh... *creates a jacket with his powers* Wear this. Nobody will notice you.
Me: Ehhh... Thanks. *puts it on and sees her mother's van* Oh, shit.
Rob: What?
Me: My family is here...
Rob: Where? *sees a tan van* That car parking at the road*
Me: YES!!! 
Rob: Oh- Then come on! *pushes her inside* We can't let them see you!
Me: *puts her hoodie on* Maybe I can take off my glasses? 
Rob: Yeah, it should help if your family knew you with glasses for a while.
Me: *takes off her glasses and sees everything blurred* Ugh... I gotta get used to this...
Rob: *looks around* I better hope I don't get overflo-
A kid: ROB!!! MOMMY, LOOK!! IT'S ROB!!! FROM GUMBALL!!
Their Mom: Wait- *sees Rob* Ohhh, really? Go ahead and see him!
Rob: Gosh darnit!!
A kid: Rob!! Hiiii!!!
Rob: Eheh... *kneels down* Hey, little kid! *signals her to go*
Me: Huh? *sees her family coming* RIGHT! *runs to the candy aisle*
My Older Sister: What the... *sees Rob* Who the heck are you?
Rob: Uhhhh, hey! *backs up* 
My Younger Brother: Is that Rob?
Rob: Hey, uhh.... little boy!
Me: *sees him talking to him* Damn it! I just need candy... *grabs the Hershey Drops and gummy worms*

They won't see me! I'll be just fine!

Me: *runs to the yogurt aisle and gets some yogurt* Damn, my hands are full...
Rob: *runs to her* Andrea! Your brother... He's getting clingy with me.
Me: That's usually him, bruh. Just... get the food! They shouldn't fall into you!
Rob: I already got it! *shows it in a basket*
Me: Okay, here! *puts her candy and donuts in the basket*
My Younger Brother: ROOOOB!!! *runs to him*
Rob: AWWW, DANGIT!!!
My Older Sister: Will, get back here! I- *sees her* What the-
Rob: Uh, hey! *smiles weirdly*
Me: MY FUCKING GOD, I CAN'T SEE!! *puts on her glasses and sees her family* Eh...?
My Mom: Andrea?
Rob: Okay, great! You got us caught, brother of hers!!
My Younger Brother: I didn't do anything! I- *sees her running away* Oh.
My Older Sister: Andrea, I know it's you!!
Me: I'M NOT ANDREA!!! *runs out of the store*
Rob: ANDREA, WAIT!!! *follows her*
*alarms go off*
Me: SHIT!! *runs outside and tries to find a way out*