Haikyuu boyfriend scenarios

27) As things me and my friends said

Before, me and my friends are probably unknowingly on drugs so that's why most of them are weird. Don't mind us🤌✨

Also, our "humour" (if you can even call it that) is shit but I thought it could match with them so thank you and deal with it UwU

And if you look real close there will be dark humour in Tsuki's (of we can call it that) so don't take it seriously ig???

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Hinata

You (me): so, what is it?

Hinata (her): it's like, h-hanakjjaksm and then like hum omdkamwhekes and huh like huh akskmksiakma you understand?

You (me): yup thx

Kageyama 

You (me): I like milk

Kageyama (her): so you like me?

You (me): nani?

Kegayama (you): I am milk

Tsukishima 

You(me): I hope you die

Tsuki (her): yeah same

You (me): wanna die together?

Tsuki (her): nah you're too annoying to die with 

Nishinoya

Noya (her): I want to be a water bottle 

You (me): I want to be a water bottle

Noya (her): why do we have the same brains?

You (me): cuz we're so dumb and weird that our brains connected to each other

Sugawara 

You (her): mom (yes she actually calls me that)?

Suga (me): yea?

You (her): I don't understand this question *shows screen shot of question*

Suga (me): gurl were in a test

You (her): yeah but I don't understand it

Suga (me): .... are u dumb?

You (her): yeah

Suga (me): well me too hon. What makes you think that I would know it? 

You (her): you're smart unlike me

Suga (me): honey, ma chérie, you have 5iq and I have 6. I aint any better

Lev

You (me): *sees our husband as girls* SUDDENLY IM GAY-

Lev (her): me too gurl

Yaku

You (me): OMG LOOK!

Yaku (her): WHAT?

You (me): SOMEONE SHORTER THAN YOU😱

Yaku (her): FUCK YOU I HATE YOU *leaves*

Yaku (her): *comes back 5 min later* I'm cold can I have your jacket....

You (me): sure child here *hands over jacket* it's so big on you haha

Yaku (her): shut up